Forum Phoenix
Well-Known Member
The problem I see with all this conjecture is...
HAL COACH:
Ok squad, gather round... I'm just after a show of hands for who might be interested in being swapped to the lowest paying, lowest placed team in the league?
What's that 'snickering player'? Yes it's the same coach as last year.
What's that 'crying on the ground laughing player' Yes yes, it's the team with the palm tree kit on it.
What's that 'looking at me like I must be a total f**king lunatic player'? Yes, this is the same ones that the Fox guys always crap all over during the national televised coverage.
Come on guys... Think of all that free sauce?
No one at all? Really?
I have to confess I'm a little disappointed. I was at least hoping that you 'semi crippled in a tackle and has never been the same since player' might be interested...
YES! A f**kING HAND! Hallelujah!
Hang on... just... Sorry to stop you there...but you have to slow down because you're slurring too much, so i'm struggling to understand what it is you're asking me... 'worst player in the squad with no future here and who is presently drunk'.
...ok sorry, got you, got you. What the f**k am I even talking about. Right, well the basic idea is that another one of their players, thinks that the club and the coaching staff are shit, so they've got f**k all chance of developing there, so they really want to leave so...
what we do basically... is if we think he's better than you, then we take him, and we give you to them.
So come on... whose in?
HAL COACH:
Ok squad, gather round... I'm just after a show of hands for who might be interested in being swapped to the lowest paying, lowest placed team in the league?
What's that 'snickering player'? Yes it's the same coach as last year.
What's that 'crying on the ground laughing player' Yes yes, it's the team with the palm tree kit on it.
What's that 'looking at me like I must be a total f**king lunatic player'? Yes, this is the same ones that the Fox guys always crap all over during the national televised coverage.
Come on guys... Think of all that free sauce?
No one at all? Really?
I have to confess I'm a little disappointed. I was at least hoping that you 'semi crippled in a tackle and has never been the same since player' might be interested...
YES! A f**kING HAND! Hallelujah!
Hang on... just... Sorry to stop you there...but you have to slow down because you're slurring too much, so i'm struggling to understand what it is you're asking me... 'worst player in the squad with no future here and who is presently drunk'.
...ok sorry, got you, got you. What the f**k am I even talking about. Right, well the basic idea is that another one of their players, thinks that the club and the coaching staff are shit, so they've got f**k all chance of developing there, so they really want to leave so...
what we do basically... is if we think he's better than you, then we take him, and we give you to them.
So come on... whose in?