MagpieMariner
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It is an ACL, out for the season. They'll miss him, but I won't.
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The official all-purpose trolling bogan scum thread
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Those sort of injuries to key players can really hurt teams.Lets hope we stay injury free.
FFC Mariner
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Closest they will ever get to the all...
Boom Tish
Boom Tish
Gratis
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that joke works less well with a typo...
bikinigirl
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FFC Mariner
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Victory were terrible though.
sydmariner
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bozanic wasn't very good last night either
MagpieMariner
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Neither was anyone else from Victory.
Capn Gus Bloodbeard
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WSW fans are staying as classy as always - apparently they got into the Cove's warehouse and stole their tifo last night
sydmariner
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did they remember to steal their hubcaps too.
Capn Gus Bloodbeard
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Already one fb report of wanderers fans attacking somebody....emotions are likely to be high with this tifo business
sydmariner
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Looks like the inbreeds have allready gotten a flare for the derby
Rowdy
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Home Invasion & Theft in Melbourne last nite:
Victoria's AAMI PARK suffered a 'break & enter' last nite.
Police claim Melbourne City FC were the latest 'victims of crime' of a spree starting 3 weeks ago.
Witnesses described the group of suspects as being 'bogan' in appearance. They also stated that despite having instructions yelled at them by what clearly was a rather inexperienced 'leader', the other 16 suspects clearly had the 'art of thieving' inbred into them.
Onlookers were shocked to see the men disembark from a crappy old 'Syd Foggs' bus but with hotted-up spinners on its wheels.
They immediately took hub-caps from a 'brand-new' Mercedes Bus parked nearby before all of the men proceeded to 'scumage' (sic) through garbage bins appearing to be 'looking for something to eat', they then were seen putting their finds into matching bags that all the men were carrying.
At this point the men ran up a tunnel to a grassed area where they haphazardly engaged in more shenanigans. This lasted approx 1 & 1/2 hrs with the suspects so confident that they stopped for a brief period after 45mins.
At this point they broke through the door of the canteen and proceeded to 'refresh' themselves, downing ALL of the drinks from the Clubs fridges. None of the foodstuffs were touched, Police say most likely due to their bags being full from raiding the bins on their initial entry.
The Forensics Investigative Team at first thought they had 'made-off' with only 1 point of interest.
However after careful video analysis it was determined that a combination of 'poor security' at the 'rear' and the aide of an un-known dickhead that was seen blowing a whistle through-out the entire B&E led to an actual total of 3 points of interest bring 'nicked'.
The taking of these 3 points was also attributed to one of the main persons of interest, a Carnival worker or 'Carney' as more commonly known, who in previous years has conned a number of Dutch nationals on working visas.
This 'Carney' character was finally found out by one of Australia's finest, Sth Melb Detective Angelo Postie-cog-loo. The Detective saw to it that he was eventually deported to f**kstanistan or some similar country but has somehow managed to slip back into Australia in recent years and is currently taunting Postie-cog-loo over that deportation.
Police say this 'Carney's' influence within the crime gang is 'overly hyped', similar to his crimes against Australian citizens in previous years, which 'Carney' would have been better spent working his fathers Dodgem Cars business.
or his mothers ping-pong eating clowns.
The police are confident of apprehending this group, mainly in part due to the fortunate find of a small but rather significant piece of evidence that fell from the group leader's bag.
A wooden spoon, and a very well worn one at that.
Superintendent Gallop say's this confidence of apprehension comes from finding 'identical' wooden spoons at other crime scenes up and down the east coast of Australia as well as other Capital cities. It seems that wherever they go the 'wooden spoons' are not far behind.
The only other thing left behind was a distinct 'Scummy' smell. Witnesses described it to be similar to that of a 'new-car-smell' BUT only after someone had stolen the car & left a freshly laid shit under the drivers seat.
Police are continuing with their Investigations and are appealing to the public for any information to call CrimeStoppers or the FFA.
Victoria's AAMI PARK suffered a 'break & enter' last nite.
Police claim Melbourne City FC were the latest 'victims of crime' of a spree starting 3 weeks ago.
Witnesses described the group of suspects as being 'bogan' in appearance. They also stated that despite having instructions yelled at them by what clearly was a rather inexperienced 'leader', the other 16 suspects clearly had the 'art of thieving' inbred into them.
Onlookers were shocked to see the men disembark from a crappy old 'Syd Foggs' bus but with hotted-up spinners on its wheels.
They immediately took hub-caps from a 'brand-new' Mercedes Bus parked nearby before all of the men proceeded to 'scumage' (sic) through garbage bins appearing to be 'looking for something to eat', they then were seen putting their finds into matching bags that all the men were carrying.
At this point the men ran up a tunnel to a grassed area where they haphazardly engaged in more shenanigans. This lasted approx 1 & 1/2 hrs with the suspects so confident that they stopped for a brief period after 45mins.
At this point they broke through the door of the canteen and proceeded to 'refresh' themselves, downing ALL of the drinks from the Clubs fridges. None of the foodstuffs were touched, Police say most likely due to their bags being full from raiding the bins on their initial entry.
The Forensics Investigative Team at first thought they had 'made-off' with only 1 point of interest.
However after careful video analysis it was determined that a combination of 'poor security' at the 'rear' and the aide of an un-known dickhead that was seen blowing a whistle through-out the entire B&E led to an actual total of 3 points of interest bring 'nicked'.
The taking of these 3 points was also attributed to one of the main persons of interest, a Carnival worker or 'Carney' as more commonly known, who in previous years has conned a number of Dutch nationals on working visas.
This 'Carney' character was finally found out by one of Australia's finest, Sth Melb Detective Angelo Postie-cog-loo. The Detective saw to it that he was eventually deported to f**kstanistan or some similar country but has somehow managed to slip back into Australia in recent years and is currently taunting Postie-cog-loo over that deportation.
Police say this 'Carney's' influence within the crime gang is 'overly hyped', similar to his crimes against Australian citizens in previous years, which 'Carney' would have been better spent working his fathers Dodgem Cars business.
or his mothers ping-pong eating clowns.
The police are confident of apprehending this group, mainly in part due to the fortunate find of a small but rather significant piece of evidence that fell from the group leader's bag.
A wooden spoon, and a very well worn one at that.
Superintendent Gallop say's this confidence of apprehension comes from finding 'identical' wooden spoons at other crime scenes up and down the east coast of Australia as well as other Capital cities. It seems that wherever they go the 'wooden spoons' are not far behind.
The only other thing left behind was a distinct 'Scummy' smell. Witnesses described it to be similar to that of a 'new-car-smell' BUT only after someone had stolen the car & left a freshly laid shit
under the drivers seat.Police are continuing with their Investigations and are appealing to the public for any information to call CrimeStoppers or the FFA.
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