The EPL thread

[Auburn Mariner]

COME ONNNNNNNNN!!!

Finish 'em!!!

Rooney! Rooney! Rooney!

 

[serious14]

Rooney! Rooney! Rooney!

He actually kissed the badge on the corner flag as he wheeled away..... once a blue, always a Red.  ;D

Trafford is now in a rousing rendition of "ARE YOU CITY IN DISGUISE".  Hahahaha!!!!!

 

[serious14]

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3-0, 86th minute.

F*CK OFF CHELSEA, F*CK OFF CHELSEA!!!!

 

[Auburn Mariner]

This gets better and better!!! Tired, who said anything about being tired!!! 3-0 to the good. WE CAN SEE YOU SNEAKING OUT!!!

It will be a long trip home to Stamford Bridge this evening.

Scouse Gits, we are AFTER YOU!!!!!!!

 

[serious14]

Scouse Gits, we are AFTER YOU!!!!!!!

Five points behind, 2 games in hand, still have to play Arsenal and Liverpool at Trafford.

Oh yes.  8)

 

[Auburn Mariner]

Home game against the Scouse in Manchester, date is March 14, and I am in between Day & Night Shifts. Serious, L5 a possibility for watching this one, my friend???

 

[serious14]

Home game against the Scouse in Manchester, date is March 14, and I am in between Day & Night Shifts. Serious, L5 a possibility for watching this one, my friend???

Haw haw, it is _ON_.

P.S.  Rafa's mind games worked wonders did they not?? 

 

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Reactions to the result:

 

[FFC Mariner]

Pffffffft getting worked up about beating a mere mid table bunch of journeymen managed by a complete tool

Scolari Wooo
Scolari Wooo
Manager of the scum
He takes it up the bum

Repeat

 

[serious14]

Meanwhile, in France.....

 

[tuftman]

Yoann Gourcuff...on loan from A.C Milan. From what ive read he's been dynamite in Ligue 1 and is fast attracting attention of some big clubs.

Anyways, I picked a 1-1 for ManYoo Chelsea. Didnt that one get blown out of the water

 

[bjw]

l1v3rp00l g0nn@ w1n 3P1 lolzzzzzzz!!!!!!!!11111111111111one!!1oneone!!1

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[jarrad]

l1v3rp00l g0nn@ w1n 3P1 lolzzzzzzz!!!!!!!!11111111111111one!!1oneone!!1

You say that like it wont happen

 

[Paolo]

forza coca-cola championship

 

[loyalist]

+1
am looking forward to winning some games next year

 

[TerrigalUtd]

l1v3rp00l g0nn@ w1n 3P1 lolzzzzzzz!!!!!!!!11111111111111one!!1oneone!!1

You say that like it wont happen

Keep Dreaming. TIMMY CAHILL is gunna end the season as top scorer and EVERTON!!!!!!!!!!!! is going to win the whole friggen league............in my dreams

 

[Part_Timer]

Dear rafa,

thanks for caring more about what SAF is doing than beating us ohh and thanks for the point also..that is 2 you have kindly given us and it is clear you would like us to hang around in this big fancy league your in....

signed Stoke

 

[jarrad]

Dear "Stoke"


You're welcome for the two points we have given you in this seasons English Premier League. I decided this year that I would like to see you Survive atleast one season in the league so I explained to my team that they should take it easy on you, to give you a fighting chance. I hope these points help you on your aspirations of achieving survival in the greatest league in the world.

Regards- The manager of the 08-09 English Premier league winners, Rafa Benitez.

 

[serious14]

Dear Rafa,

Thank you for heaping unnecessary pressure onto your team by arriving at a press conference the day before what should have been a routine game against Stoke with a dossier confirming your obsessions with SAF and the mental torture it has caused you.  Thank you also for your "tactics" during the game against Stoke - Benayoun and Kuyt on the pitch, but Keane and Torres on the bench??  A masterstroke I tell you.

Thank you also for your subsequent rant after your 'effort' against Stoke whilst we were busy demolishing our closest rivals for the title without ever getting out of 2nd gear, which re-confirmed what we all knew - you just don't have the ticker to compete with SAF. I look forward to your capitulation over the next couple of months whilst you continue to reveal more about your fragile mental state, the low point of which will be another 3-0 annihilation on March 14th by Manchester United at the Home of the Reigning English and European Champions, Old Trafford.

8)

 

[Auburn Mariner]

Dear Rafa,

Thank you for heaping unnecessary pressure onto your team by arriving at a press conference the day before what should have been a routine game against Stoke with a dossier confirming your obsessions with SAF and the mental torture it has caused you.  Thank you also for your "tactics" during the game against Stoke - Benayoun and Kuyt on the pitch, but Keane and Torres on the bench??   A masterstroke I tell you.

Thank you also for your subsequent rant after your 'effort' against Stoke whilst we were busy demolishing our closest rivals for the title without ever getting out of 2nd gear, which re-confirmed what we all knew - you just don't have the ticker to compete with SAF. I look forward to your capitulation over the next couple of months whilst you continue to reveal more about your fragile mental state, the low point of which will be another 3-0 annihilation on March 14th by Manchester United at the Home of the Reigning English and European Champions, Old Trafford.

8)

What he said.

March 14, mmmm, that could be a HUGE night. May the Glory be ALL Manchester United's.

And, oh yes, to those that accuse most of us Red Devils people of being bandwaggoners, I have just entered my 35th year of supporting my beloved United. Stick that in your pipe and SMOKE IT.