FFC Mariner
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hasbeen said:I lost in the pub quiz last night by one point. The question was: "Where do women mostly have curly hair?" Apparently, the correct answer is Africa!
LOL
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hasbeen said:I lost in the pub quiz last night by one point. The question was: "Where do women mostly have curly hair?" Apparently, the correct answer is Africa!
Capn Gus Bloodbeard said:I thought it was because you only go once a year, you need to stand in line for 45min first and it's all over 90 seconds later?
dibo said:How do you greet a Jewish New Zealander?
Hebrew.
hasbeen said:A Yorkshireman's dog dies and as it was a favourite pet he decides to have a gold statue made by a jeweller to remember the dog by.
Yorkshireman: "Can tha mek us a gold statue of yon dog?"
Jeweller: "Do you want it 18 carat?"
Yorkshireman: "No I want it chewin' a bone yer daft bugger!"
kevrenor said:Get the accent right (stolen from fb):
Yorkshireman: "Ayup, lad, I need to talk to thee about me cat."
Vet: "Is it a tom?"
Yorkshireman: "Nay, I've browt it wi' us."...
(declaration: my dad was born in Oldham Lancs, which is nowt Yorkshire but too damn close)
FFC Mariner said:Proves my point.
Go North of Watford and its all Scotland (or near enough)
hasbeen said:Viagra now available in eye drops, you don't get an erection but you look hard!
Dr Nick said:my life with the ladies is just like a rollercoaster - weight restrictions apply
radar said:Dr Nick said:my life with the ladies is just like a rollercoaster - weight restrictions apply
you must be this tall to ride