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Azza-Mataz
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brennan said:fedeltà said:Azza-Mataz said:
keyboard warrior alert
Come say hi to part_timer at GCU game..
easy guys, take a joke!
ill be happy to meet him
FFC Mariner
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hasbeen said:
Actually made me laugh out loud - a Tommy Cooper classic by the sound of it.
FFC Mariner
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A man goes into the doctors. The doctor says, 'Go over to the window and stick your tongue out.'
Man says, Why? The doctor says, 'I don't like my neighbours'
Each year it was the custom for the very best performers to appear at the Royal Command Performance. At the end of the show the very best of the best were introduced to the Queen.
'Did you think I was funny?', Tommy Cooper asked the Queen.
'Yes, very funny Tommy', replied the Queen.
'Did your Mother think I was funny?', Tommy asked.
'Yes, she laughed non-stop', said the Queen
'Would you mind if I ask a personal question?', Tommy asked.
'No, you can ask, but I am not be able to answer', the Queen Replied
'Who are you supporting in the Cup Final?', asked Tommy.
'Neither, I am impartial' , said the Queen. '
'In that case, ... ' said Tommy, '....do you mind if I have your Cup Final Tickets?'
Azza-Mataz
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Girls are like pianos. When they're not upright, they're grand.
Those hot pants of hers were so damned tight, I could hardly breathe.
I'm not against half-naked girls...well, not as often as I'd like to be.
Have you noticed that all the people in favour of birth control are already born?
Why would I make one woman so miserable when I can make so many women very happy?
midfielder
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hasbeen said:
LOL
hasbeen
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I am 15 and pregnant and my parents dont know. They haven't met my boyfriend. He is bisexual and HIV positive and he also has Tourettes. He is married and is 20 years older than me. He deals drugs and carries a gun. He lives in a squat and is just out of jail and he likes animal porn. My problem is how do I tell my parents that he is a Jets supporter
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