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[midfielder]

Scum seem to have made a decent choice as coach..

http://www.footballaustralia.com.au...Phil-Stubbins-appointed-Jets-Head-Coach/90306

The Newcastle Jets have appointed Phil Stubbins as the Club's new Head Coach on a two-year contract running to the conclusion of the 2015/16 Hyundai A-League season.

Stubbins joins the Jets from Thailand where he was Head Coach at Bangkok Glass FC and Ayutthaya FC.

Prior to his time in Thailand, Stubbins held coaching roles at the Australian Institute of Sport (AIS) and Adelaide United.

Stubbins was Assistant Coach at Adelaide United during the most successful period in the Club's history, which included reaching the final of the Asian Champions League and competing at the FIFA Club World Cup.

Stubbins has overseen over 400 matches as Head Coach amassing more than 250 wins in a 15-year coaching career that started with five Championship wins in the Victorian State Leagues.

Newcastle Jets CEO Robbie Middleby said the Jets were extremely pleased to have secured the services of Stubbins.

"Since our first interaction and interviews with Phil, he has been hugely impressive and held in very high esteem," Middleby said.

“We firmly believe Phil is the right man to lead the Club forward and we are delighted to welcome Phil to Newcastle.

"Phil is an experienced coach who knows the A-League and has strong man management skills. He will bring a winning mentality to the Club and he knows what it takes to be successful.”

Jets Chairman Ray Baartz believes Stubbins has the ability and desire to lead the Club forward.

"Phil was a standout candidate during our selection process, he is a professional with great technical and tactical knowledge, but most of all Phil is tenacious and hungry for success," Baartz said.

“He is a leader and I believe Newcastle will embrace Phil because he will personify the values we want at this Club - hard work, commitment and a drive for success.”

Stubbins said he is pleased to be joining the Jets and is excited by the Club's potential.

"I am thrilled to have been given the opportunity to join the Newcastle Jets,” Stubbins said.

“It’s a fantastic challenge and I certainly believe in this squad. We want to give the Club and its Members the success they deserve.

"My efforts will be to cultivate a clear identity and winning culture here at the Newcastle Jets.

“I believe we can be successful and I hope we can get the Members and supporters behind us and do Newcastle proud.”

Clayton Zane, who acted as interim head coach for the final 12 games of the Jets’ 2013/14 Hyundai A-League campaign, will serve as Stubbins’ Assistant Coach.

The Club has also confirmed that retired player Michael Bridges will join Newcastle's coaching set-up, starting as Coach for the Under 18 Emerging Jets team.

James Pascoe will remain as the Head Coach of the Newcastle Jets Youth Team competing in the NNSW NPL.

 

[MrCelery]

So the F3 Derby now becomes the Phil v Phil Show.

I reckon our Phil is better than their Phil.

 

[eenfish]

Phil, Phil and... Eddy?

 

[rbakersmith]

Apparently Tinks has failed to pay a number of Knights players and staff, with the NRL intervening:

http://www.abc.net.au/news/2014-05-16/nrl-vows-to-protect-unpaid-knights-players-staff/5458922

I wonder how long it will be before the FFA steps in to deal with the Jets?

 

[dibo]

He was at ICAC today talking about illegal donations he'd given to Liberal Party slush funds, served with an additional summons for something or other.

I don't think he's gonna have an easy next coupla months.

 

[sydmariner]

I wonder how long it will be before the FFA steps in to deal with the Jets?

f**k the jets

 

[Gratis]

the jest will be fine, I hear the Russians are coming to bail them out

 

[sydmariner]

the jest will be fine, I hear the Russians are coming to bail them out

now where have i heard that before

 

[BrisRecky]

fkn the fat fat, fat rich c@€t ( thanks Screaming Jets) hasnt paid rent on the Jests Dome in a good while I hear

 

[VicMariner]

the jest will be fine, I hear the Russians are coming to bail them out

now where have i heard that before

What they need to do is change their name to Ukraine FC, then they'll have more Russians than they can handle.

 

[MagpieMariner]

Very good

 

[sydmariner]

 

[MrCelery]

The Newcastle Jets version of "Life with the Mariners' - 9.30 tonight on 7mate - Bogan Hunters

 

[sydmariner]

The Newcastle Jets version of "Life with the Mariners' - 9.30 tonight on 7mate - Bogan Hunters

saw it last week @ loved it

 

[Schnitzel VonKrumm]

Anyone really surprised by this?

http://www.theherald.com.au/story/2...-officers-testicles-at-wanderers-game/?cs=305

Jets fan denies grabbing officer's testicles at Wanderers game

Sorry to bring this up from a month back, but that has to be the best A-League headline of all time!

 

[eenfish]

Sorry to bring this up from a month back, but that has to be the best A-League headline of all time!

http://www.smh.com.au/sport/a-leagu...m-comes-true-for-mariners-20130421-2i88k.html

I think this one is a bit better.

 

[sydmariner]

http://www.smh.com.au/sport/a-leagu...m-comes-true-for-mariners-20130421-2i88k.html

I think this one is a bit better.

I agree cos it was the 1st of many grand final losses to come for centrelink fc

 

[Wombat]

Sorry to bring this up from a month back, but that has to be the best A-League headline of all time!

I seam to remember JETS DICKHEAD GRABS LINESMAN'S TESTICLES AT BLUETOUNGE. Monkey see, Monkey do.

 

[midfielder]

Nathan Tinkler ... Knights ... Jest ?????

 

[Roy Law]

Hunter Stadium voted worst surface in the A League...'Bluetongue' voted the best
http://www.theherald.com.au/story/2303810/hunter-stadium-surface-worst-in-a-league/?cs=2439