The EPL thread

[bjw]

4-2 Manchester City over Arsenal...

massive signal of intent.

 

[Part_Timer]

f**king stopage time again. f**k you chavski

 

[FFC Mariner]

You are the ref, Chavs lose and the Russian mafia are going to come round your house. What would you do?

 

[FFC Mariner]

Fairly straightforward home win against one of the relegation candidates.

These are the games we must win - and we do

 

[Arabmariner]

Fairly straightforward

LOL 

 

[FFC Mariner]

Portsmouth to be released early from Premiership on compassionate grounds
By Ivor Courtcase

http://newsarse.com/2009/09/16/portsmouth-to-be-released-early-from-premiership-on-compassionate-grounds/

Portsmouth are to be controversially released from the Premier League eight months early on compassionate grounds after losing all their games, all their decent players, and all their hope and dignity for the season.

The move has been agreed in order to spare them further pain and humiliation in the forthcoming season, the Football Association announced today.

Have you been to Fratton Park lately? said an FA spokesperson.

Its just like watching Scotland. But without the delusional false hope.

Youd have to be a heartless soul to force them to see out their sentence in the top flight of English football, he added.

I think we can all agree, theyve served their time, we should show them some mercy.

Return home

The ailing South Coast club will this week be allowed to return home to its family, where it will discreetly keel over and drop into the Championship, probably sometime around November, medical experts predict.

However, the news of Portsmouths release from the Premier League has prompted some to react angrily.

Portsmouth are laughing in our faces, fumed Manchester United manager Sir Alex Ferguson.

They brought Premier League status upon themselves by playing criminally good football the season they got promoted.

And Im sorry pal, but nil points and takeover turmoil is no excuse to wimp out of their perennial Old Trafford arse-shafting.

Anger

Other senior figures within the game agreed with Fergusons stance.

Zees decision gives succour to relegation struggleurz ze weurld over, snapped Arsenal boss Arsene Wenger, before punting a defenceless bottle of water up the touchline and being sent to the stands without any supper.

Its nothing to do with me, insisted Prime Minister Gordon Brown.

And you dont watch Scotland with delusional false hope. Its one-hundred-and-ten-percent genuine false hope. OK? he concluded

 

[serious14]

Is it wrong I thought this may have been real before I saw where the link came from?? 

 

[Morgan30]

I did respect you FFC

 

[Arabmariner]

Delusional false hope>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>glory hunting 

One of our wins is worth ten of theirs.

;D

 

[FFC Mariner]

Was it Lawro who said that Pompey found the only Sheik with no money to buy them out

LOL.

If they implode, thats 1 less place for us

 

[Morgan30]

Delusional false hope>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>glory hunting 

One of our wins is worth ten of theirs.

;D

Damn straight, though i seriously can't see us winning at all this season :-(

 

[serious14]

Lawro

I'm about to start contributing to that twat's salary.  Not happy.

 

[Tassiemariner]

Lawro

I'm about to start contributing to that twat's salary.  Not happy.

Wow, an australian living in Britain legally....i'm shocked

 

[Arabmariner]

Manchester derby this week.......looking forward to that one.

No fan of Manure normally but I'd love to see City get a spanking in this one.

 

[Azza-Mataz]

Manchester derby this week.......looking forward to that one.

No fan of Manure normally but I'd love to see City get a spanking in this one.

payin well for a win too $5.75 to the dollar and even better for a Manchester United 4-3 win $151

 

[fedelta]

Manchester derby this week.......looking forward to that one.

No fan of Manure normally but I'd love to see City get a spanking in this one.

payin well for a win too $5.75 to the dollar and even better for a Manchester United 4-3 win $151

we need a betting thread imo

 

[Arabmariner]

Manchester derby this week.......looking forward to that one.

No fan of Manure normally but I'd love to see City get a spanking in this one.

payin well for a win too $5.75 to the dollar and even better for a Manchester United 4-3 win $151

we need a betting thread imo

+1

 

[FFC Mariner]

Manchester derby this week.......looking forward to that one.

No fan of Manure normally but I'd love to see City get a spanking in this one.

payin well for a win too $5.75 to the dollar and even better for a Manchester United 4-3 win $151

we need a betting thread imo

+1

+2

(dont drink at the moment so might as well waste my money on something)

 

[Arabmariner]

Manchester derby this week.......looking forward to that one.

No fan of Manure normally but I'd love to see City get a spanking in this one.

payin well for a win too $5.75 to the dollar and even better for a Manchester United 4-3 win $151

we need a betting thread imo

+1

+2

(dont drink at the moment so might as well waste my money on something)

Get involved and you might turn to drink  ;D

 

[fedelta]

tevez fkn twat