The EPL thread

[loyalist]

and for those kents to lazy to google it

Worzel Gummidge is a British children's fictional character a walking, talking scarecrow, who originally appeared in a series of books by the novelist Barbara Euphan Todd.[1]

Gummidge had a set of interchangeable turnip, mangel worzel and swede heads, each of which endowed the character with a specific skill or to suit a particular occasion.

The books were adapted into a children's television series, starring former Doctor Who actor, Jon Pertwee, originally made in the UK, but later in New Zealand, where the character was extremely popular.

 

[Azza-Mataz]

F**k off Jay-Tee
your mother got nicked from Surrey
We don't give a F**k about Chelski
Stevie G for the captaincy

 

[Sym]

I love how you guys have one chant and just keep changing it around

 

[dibo]

chelsea - noted innovators and world leaders in football support.

such a shame for liverpool that there's an international weekend. the momentum that they'd built up was irresistable - they were looking like they could just keep rolling on. it will be very interesting to see how players pull up from their international duties (across all the big clubs) and how their managers get them re-focussed.

if villa can lift their form and man u start their final run with a loss, they will be in a full-blown crisis and the title would very nearly be liverpool's to take. but liverpool crumbled when leading earlier in the year - will they do the same this time?

if i were betting, i'd still back united to get home, but it's certainly got a lot more interesting.

 

[FFC Mariner]

FFC's latest for JT has already been worked out - simple but nice

You're shit and you're mums a thief
You're shit and you're mums a thief

Repeat for 90 mins

 

[Sym]

smart lot to come up with such a chant..

 

[Peachos]

cesc fabregas spat at Hulls assistant in the tunnel this morning when they met for the FA Cup fixture

where's the evidence to prove it? all i saw was Phil Brown having a whinge

 

[bjw]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FH8kvQnT-4g

lolol

 

[Bear]

lol wtf

 

[Azza-Mataz]

IMO this one was funnier

http://www.youtube.com/v/okdW1fhJ2UU&color1=0xb1b1b1&color2=0xcfcfcf&feature=player_embedded&fs=1

 

[FFC Mariner]

As he is from one of the "big 4" I assume someone was red carded for that and he got a free kick (even though no one touched him)

Works for Ronaldo

 

[Sacko]

We actually won due to innovative tactics such as this:

http://www.livevideo.com/video/3B6708E4212545A79A8C064700F782AD/michael-brown-headbutting-xabi.aspx

Didn't that thug Brown used to play for Sheff Utd - or wast another bunch of northern monkeys?

 

[Sacko]

succesfully just upped your post count Sacko

And stop going on about Robben diving, I've seen Gerrard dive so f**k your double standards off

Hey one doesn't become a Mariners Superstar by lurking on the forum...

As for Robben, he must have taken diving lessons from a certain German Yid!

 

[FFC Mariner]

This weeks games. We get our hour back this weekend so midnight KO's for the 3pm games - yay.

Barclays Premier League
Arsenal v Man City, 15:00 - Arsenal to tear them a new one.
Blackburn v Tottenham, 12:45 - Meh
Bolton v Middlesbrough, 15:00 - Best league in the world huh?
Fulham v Liverpool, 17:30 - Point will do here
Hull v Portsmouth, 15:00 - Could be a cracker here
Newcastle v Chelsea, 15:00 - New manager syndrome? Funnier if toon go down TBH
West Brom v Stoke, 15:00 - 0-0 anyone?
West Ham v Sunderland, 15:00 - Home banker really

 

[David Votoupal]

We play Wigan at home, expect to win this and stay on course for Europe.

 

[FFC Mariner]

Anyone want to bet Cahill will suddenly be fit enough to play 90 mins?

 

[Part_Timer]

stoke to beat WBA and survive the drop this year

 

[Arabmariner]

Blackburn v Tottenham, 12:45 - Meh

+1

Should be on CH 525 for good football at this time 

 

[serious14]

Ah Football365, you never let me down:

A girl went to the doctor, she was in a terrible state. She told him that she couldn't get any sleep at night because she could hear a whispering voice. "A whispering voice?" the doctor asked. "Yes, coming from my fanny" the girl told him, "it keeps saying Liverpool are going to win the league". "Oh don't worry about that" said the doctor, "a lot of stupid c**ts are saying that at the moment"

;D

 

[mariners4ever]

Ah Football365, you never let me down:

A girl went to the doctor, she was in a terrible state. She told him that she couldn't get any sleep at night because she could hear a whispering voice. "A whispering voice?" the doctor asked. "Yes, coming from my fanny" the girl told him, "it keeps saying Liverpool are going to win the league". "Oh don't worry about that" said the doctor, "a lot of stupid c**ts are saying that at the moment"

;D

LOL