The EPL thread

[LFCMariners]

I watched the Arseole v MU game, and MU absolutely murdered them ... good to see

Fergie just tells everyone to stay in 2nd gear all season and save the overdrive for the annual spankings of the Islington French Schools XI.

F*cking love it.

Sounds like Rafa Benitez and ManUre. Except that for most of the other games he's got the boys running in first gear, and against the bottom teams he seems to think revving the engine in neutral will be enough...

 

[Jimmy]

Scott McDonald from Celtic to Middlesbrough, and Robbie keane from Spurs to Celtic ....

Fixed

 

[serious14]

Hull 1, Chelsea 1.

Chelsea's lead at the top cut to two points. Sunday's Arse/Chelsea game just got that bit bigger.

 

[Sym]

Hull treated that as a cup final
bastards ! lol

 

[FFC Mariner]

Carefree, wherever you may be,
don't leave your wife with John Terry,
it could be worse, he could be scouse,
he'd shag your wife, then he'd rob your house!

alt:

carefree whever you may be
don't trust your wife with john terry
his mums a thief
.and his dad sells gear.
and his teams gonna win fcuk all this year

 

[serious14]

Adebayor
Adebayoooooooor
He used to like coach trips
He doooon't no more

(ah, the football song - there's nowhere it won't go)

 

[hasbeen]

Wayne Bridge was going to present his girlfriend with a Cadbury's chocolate replica of his dick ... but she said she prefers Terrys ... 

 

[FFC Mariner]

Wayne Bridge was going to present his girlfriend with a Cadbury's chocolate replica of his dick ... but she said she prefers Terrys ...  

Winner

 

[hasbeen]

The England team have all voted for John Terry to keep his place in the team and join them in South Africa.
With a ban on wives and girlfriends travelling to the 2010 finals ... No one wants that f****r left behind !

 

[Paolo]

chelsea, whatever they may be, dont leave your wife with john terry
cause he likes a shag, he likes a bit of fluff
he'll get your missus up the duff

whole heap of jokes here(yes yes i know its the Sun)
http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/features/2836377/Fans-jokes-put-boot-into-love-rat-John-Terry.html

 

[FFC Mariner]

and the scumbag is at it again. Apparently its now game on for the UK press to tear his life to pieces and by all accounts there is lots to find.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1248639/John-Terry-touts-Wembley-box-cash-rules.html

John Terry faced new questions last night over his fitness to be England captain.

A Daily Mail investigation found his personal box at Wembley being 'touted out' for 4,000 a match.

Terry's contract to rent the luxurious 12-seater facility is subsidised to the tune of tens of thousands a year as one of his 'perks' as national team skipper. Its terms expressly forbid hiring it out.

But yesterday the Mail was offered exclusive use of it for England's friendly against Egypt next month by an associate of Terry's management agents.

'It's John Terry's box and you can have it,' said the go-between. 'It will be 4,000 and we would want the money in cash.' He said the player would provide a signed England or Chelsea shirt as 'part of the deal'.

 

[Sym]

well done to you for believing the english press

found any martians yet while your at it ?

 

[serious14]

Different laws over here with regards to what you can and can't print.

You cannot name names unless you have irrefutable proof that it's true, lest your lose your printing license over a libel suit. Hence this story initially started as "a Premiership footballer and England international".

 

[serious14]

Just sent off my application for United/Liverpool at Trafford.

Fingers crossed.

 

[Sym]

Terry replaced as england captain
lol let's replace him with a druggo who is currently suspended for elbowing someone and is nowhere as good as a defender.

well done

I usually wish England to go well in the finals
hmm..

 

[scottmac]

So big night for me! Merseyside derby in my house, my brother (who shall tonight be named scouse c**t) is red and myself blue.

COYB!

 

[Forum Phoenix]

LOL. Come on Toffees!!

 

[serious14]

Shut _UP_ Andy Gray.  Waffling on with shit as per usual. 

And sunshine in Liverpool??  Don't be stupid. 

 

[serious14]

Hahaha, there'll be 4 red cards at this rate, the ref has lost it.

Kyrgiakos off, _probably_ should have been Fellaini off.  Woeful tackle.

 

[Morgan30]

Not kidding serious this is one fiery derby