Songs 'N Chants

[FFC Mariner]

For those who asked, the family friendly version of the Allez Allez song is:

We once conquered the a-league
But that was long ago
A bunch of has-been players
The owner needs to go
Paul Okon, tony Walmsley
Add Mulvey to the list
Fans have given up supporting
Now we’re just here to take the piss
Allez allez allez

 

[FFC Mariner]

The actual version:

We've got a f**kwit owner
Who wont fund our club
A bunch of has-been players
Who just dont give a f**k
Paul Okon, tony Walmsley
Add Mulvey to the list
Fans have given up supporting
Now we’re just here to take the piss
Allez allez allez

 

[BrisRecky]

 

[BrisRecky]

Maybe change our pups to your fans...I dunno, I ain’t no John Lennon when it comes to lyrics

 

[nebakke]

Could we borrow one from basketball? Starting with the second half:

"DE-FENCE!" CLAP CLAP CLAP
"DE-FENCE!" CLAP CLAP CLAP
"DE-FENCE!" CLAP CLAP CLAP

And so on and so forth till full-time...

 

[adz]

Need to have someone smashing an organ (of the piano variety) over the sound system too

 

[nebakke]

Need to have someone smashing an organ (of the piano variety) over the sound system too

NOW are getting somewhere! That way we could go through the first half with that whole 'doodoodoodoodoodooooooo - CHAAAAARGE!' as well! ;-)

...that works better in my head than in writing

 

[Josho Howe]

Idea for a chant -

Tommy is a Dutchy
He plays in the midfield
He's got it on a string
We're marching to a win
Allez Allez Allez

Happy for improvements to be made. Might give it a whirl on Sunday.

 

[Timmah]

We're marching to a win

This is some blind optimism in this chant

 

[Josho Howe]

This is some blind optimism in this chant

There's about 5 beers in the system by the time the game starts so yes indeed.

 

[priorpeter]

We’ve got tommy Hiariej
He bosses the midfield
His touch is just like heaven
His passes are surreal
With just a flick of his boot
Splits the defence in half
But our f**king useless strikers
Send it way over the bar
Allez allez allez

 

[dibo]

Central Coast, doo doo doo doo doo doo
Central Coast, doo doo doo doo doo doo
Central Coast, doo doo doo doo doo doo
Central Coast!

Mariners, doo doo doo doo doo doo
Mariners, doo doo doo doo doo doo
Mariners, doo doo doo doo doo doo
Mariners!

Hijariej, doo doo doo doo doo doo
Hijariej, doo doo doo doo doo doo
Hijariej, doo doo doo doo doo doo
Hijariej!

Matt Simon, doo doo doo doo doo doo
Matt Simon, doo doo doo doo doo doo
Matt Simon, doo doo doo doo doo doo
Matt Simon!

Etc.

 

[FFC Mariner]

I believe this is your coat Sir

 

[Coastalraider]

Usian bolt doo doo doo doo doo doo...

 

[priorpeter]

Central Coast, doo doo doo doo doo doo
Central Coast, doo doo doo doo doo doo
Central Coast, doo doo doo doo doo doo
Central Coast!

Mariners, doo doo doo doo doo doo
Mariners, doo doo doo doo doo doo
Mariners, doo doo doo doo doo doo
Mariners!

Hijariej, doo doo doo doo doo doo
Hijariej, doo doo doo doo doo doo
Hijariej, doo doo doo doo doo doo
Hijariej!

Matt Simon, doo doo doo doo doo doo
Matt Simon, doo doo doo doo doo doo
Matt Simon, doo doo doo doo doo doo
Matt Simon!

Etc.

Please no. Please god no.

 

[Wombat]

You and eggy are the boys mate. You decide what we sing.

 

[midfielder]

Wonders aloud if somehow this could sang in some form to MC...

 

[Antlion]

Central Coast, doo doo doo doo doo doo
Central Coast, doo doo doo doo doo doo
Central Coast, doo doo doo doo doo doo
Central Coast!

Mariners, doo doo doo doo doo doo
Mariners, doo doo doo doo doo doo
Mariners, doo doo doo doo doo doo
Mariners!

Hijariej, doo doo doo doo doo doo
Hijariej, doo doo doo doo doo doo
Hijariej, doo doo doo doo doo doo
Hijariej!

Matt Simon, doo doo doo doo doo doo
Matt Simon, doo doo doo doo doo doo
Matt Simon, doo doo doo doo doo doo
Matt Simon!

Etc.

Are your back then dibo or just a pop in?

That song choice is about right for someone with a youngling the age of yours

 

[Wombat]

Mulvey is a wanker
He wears a wanker's hat.
He wears cor blimey trousers
and he looks like a f**king twat


to the tune of My Old Man's a dustman

 

[marinermick]

He drinks
He bets
He puts it on the net
Andrew Hoole, Andrew Hoole