Songs 'N Chants

[Blackadder]

LOL, anyone singing a Slim Dusty song at a football ground would rightly be laughed out of the joint.

Why dont we try to get people singing the songs we already have before we branch out with new ones?

The ones we have are "not cool" to sing (whatever the f**k that means)

 

[serious14]

good luck getting that one going.

Such positivity and willingness to give new songs a go, I LOVE IT!!!!!

*shakes head in disgust*

 

[son of weird Dad]

Jess and I came up with this tonight, to the tune of the Time Warp - we can do the actions too. 

And we play on the left

And we play on the riiiiight

Put the ball in the net

And then we cheer all niiiiight

But it's the yellow and bluuuue

That really drives us insaaaaane  (original line obviously, anyone got a clue as to what we can put in there??)

Centraaaal Coast Marineeeers  (maybe something different on the name play to fit with the timing better)

 

lol it sounds good but i reckon that if we get this 1 going we will get a bunch of ppl in drag turn up lol

 

[Atomic]

ok... I'm probably flogging a dead horse here but....

Here's a song for the Kendall bar / KB (if reworded slightly) pre or post game

I'd like to have a beer with Matty,
I'd love to have a beer with Matt.

He has a heart as big as Phar Lap,
and never, ever, ever take no crap.

We drink at the Henry Kendall
Where we all shout "f**k the Jets!!!"

I'd love to have a beer with Matty,
'Cause Matty's the best.



I'd like to have a beer with Lawrie,
I'd love to have a beer with Loz.

We'd talk about the Mighty Mariners,
and get our chests' waxed just because.

We drink at the Henry Kendall
Where we all shout "f**k the Jets!!!"

I'd love to have a beer with Lawrie,
'Cause Lawrie's the best.

**** Get the idea? The lines in red need to be made up for any player, the rest of the song is simple and repetitive.

BTW, you shout the line "f**k THE JETS!!!"

 

[Atomic]

Here's a verse for Serious (tongue firmly planted in cheek)

I'd like to have a beer with Hutcho,
I'd love to have a beer with Hutch.

We'd talk about his fantastic playing form,
and how Serious's opinion doesn't count for much.

We drink at the Henry Kendall
Where we all shout "f**k the Jets!!!"

I'd love to have a beer with Hutcho,
'Cause Hutcho's the best.

 

[Marinerchick]

You aint got no education,
you aint got no birth control,
all in all you're just another scum on the dole

gee it's not like we have been singing that same tune for the past 3 years...

you aint got no education,
you aint got no birth conrtol,
hey coasties, leave those kids alone,
all in all you're all just
inbred and poor.

sorry to burst your bubble guys.

hahah if we have no education why are you spelling control wrong then??
scum

 

[loyalist]

But don't tell my heart, my achy breaky heart
I just don't think it'd understand
And if you tell my heart, my achy breaky heart
He might blow up and kill this man

But don't tell my heart, my achy breaky heart
I just don't think it'd understand
And if you tell my heart, my achy breaky heart
He might blow up and kill this man

Don't tell my heart, my achy breaky heart
He might blow up and kill this man

Don't tell my heart, my achy breaky heart
He might blow up and kill this man

think this should be converted into a ripsnorter of a chant asap

 

[Bear]

And no doubt you have been singing it for years parksey, when your so quiet that nobody can hear you, its quite easy to claim you have been singing anything you want

 

[Sean]

good luck getting that one going.

Such positivity and willingness to give new songs a go, I LOVE IT!!!!!

*shakes head in disgust*

I said good luck!

 

[serious14]

Apologies, I thought you were being facetious.

Atomic - take a bow, that is very clever. 

 

[Paolo]

Something as a gap filler when there is a lack of songs....tune from current song "kids" by mgmt.

oh oh oh oh OH oh oh oh oooooooh

http://youtube.com/watch?v=w7JthgTMHDU&feature=related
and when done by crowd
http://youtube.com/watch?v=RMISSK-zXZc

 

[~Floss~]

Yep

I'd be keen.

 

[FFC Mariner]

Depending on how the respective teams are going, chant for boxing day.

"Champions league, you're avin a laugh"
"Champions league, you're avin a laugh"

Repeat ad infinitum.

Cove did 2 classics for Milligan yesterday (even though he wasnt playing).

Arsenal, you're avin a laugh.

The other one doesnt stand repeating here but I think it can be adapted for Griffiths on boxing day.

Its easy to pci kup so wont take too long to learn lol

 

[mariners4ever]

Depending on how the respective teams are going, chant for boxing day.

"Champions league, you're avin a laugh"
"Champions league, you're avin a laugh"

Repeat ad infinitum.

would be good if we're on form but we're playing just as bad IMHO

 

[FFC Mariner]

Trust me, they are playing far far worse. Watched them yesterday and they were just shite

 

[Wombat]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pLUQb7UfO_4

Righty oh Mick,

This one would be good and we can sing on Sat about Sydney....every other game about Scum.

 

[Wombat]

ok... I'm probably flogging a dead horse here but....

Here's a song for the Kendall bar / KB (if reworded slightly) pre or post game

I'd like to have a beer with Matty,
I'd love to have a beer with Matt.

He has a heart as big as Phar Lap,
and never, ever, ever take no crap.

We drink at the Henry Kendall
Where we all shout "f**k the Jets!!!"

I'd love to have a beer with Matty,
'Cause Matty's the best.



I'd like to have a beer with Lawrie,
I'd love to have a beer with Loz.

We'd talk about the Mighty Mariners,
and get our chests' waxed just because.

We drink at the Henry Kendall
Where we all shout "f**k the Jets!!!"

I'd love to have a beer with Lawrie,
'Cause Lawrie's the best.

**** Get the idea? The lines in red need to be made up for any player, the rest of the song is simple and repetitive.

BTW, you shout the line "f**k THE JETS!!!"

Nice try but you cant sing that!!

 

[Jerem]

working on one to the tune of errol by james reyne
i.e. "woooaaahhh errol, i would do anything just to be like him
just change errol to yellow and him to them anyadditions welcome
jerome

 

[Paolo]

working on one to the tune of errol by james reyne
i.e. "woooaaahhh errol, i would do anything just to be like him
just change errol to yellow and him to them anyadditions welcome
jerome

feel free to post youtube clips with your suggestion

 

[loyalist]

can we please stop trying to edit shitkunt country music songs in here
kthxbai