Help wanted

[FFC Mariner]

Have to miss only my 2nd ever home game next week.

(Stupid wifes staff member getting married in Sydney - surely she can sack her before the weekend but noooooooooooo......)

I have gone into excuse over load but not getting anywhere so far.

All suggestions welcome

:ashamed:

 

[Bear]

Man up and tell her how it is..

Mariners>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Life

 

[Part_Timer]

cant miss this game, as hutcho is about to bounce out of his form slump... and i for one dont want to miss seeing such an exciting player back in form....

 

[kanewillow]

hutchos playing full stop
he is that good watching every minute of hutcho is liking christiano ronaldo you cant miss it
and wilko is better than any other centre back in the league and we gotta let him know
also serious is gunna start be positive know one can miss that big world event

 

[Arabmariner]

No doubt who wears the pants in your house then! ???

 

[Bear]

GOD, how could i forget....

Serious is going to sing a song this game to

 

[Redline]

also serious is gunna start be positive know one can miss that big world event

Just let me get the key for my ROFLcopter...

 

[adz]

hutcho is about to bounce out of his form slump...

Weather forecast for Hell: snow.

 

[Sym]

so it's a wedding stealing you from the game ?
if so..

Have it at halftime at the tongue

chyeah.

 

[nikko]

so it's a wedding stealing you from the game ?
if so..

Have it at halftime at the tongue

chyeah.

and the reception at Pulse or Blush?

 

[Redline]

Blush is classier.

 

[kanewillow]

f**k it just take it up to L5

 

[loyalist]

divorce

 

[MattSimon]

What Would Hutcho Do (WWHD)?

 

[serious14]

Andrew - not only will I start a song, but a POSITIVE song.  About Hutcho.  I will also go apeshit ballistic when we score a goal, as opposed to my usual "Bresciano" statue celebration. 

Surely you couldn't miss that once in a lifetime event??  Surely??  Explain to the missus just how rare such a thing is??

Or you could have one of those quicky 24 hour divorces??  Get re-married on Sunday and invite us all along for free booze??

 

[dru]

Send a life size cardboard cut out in your place.

Or, assuming that it's the recpetion that is on at the same time as the game and not the wedding compromise by going to the wedding then miss the reception. quite possibe to send the cardboard cutout along so no one realises.

If all else fails make sure this never happens again by recieving text updates during the game and making inappropriate reactions in the middle of speaches. Maybe some thing along the lines of which orrifice Farina can place tiatto or for added shock value point out Farina is more inept than Arnold.

 

[FFC Mariner]

Thanx Dru,

Txt updates arranged.

Reception starts at 6:30 in Parra so I dont think I can get Mick and the boys that far out so cant even have a sneaky listen.

A friend or relatives wedding I could just about live with but this pathetic brown nosing to a boss is not on.

Failed excuses so far:

1) I'm not going, get stuffed (epic fail)

2) I think I'm sick

3) Cant you sack her by the weekend?

4) I need to go and just make sure my children have somone around in case they need it?

5) It'll be a waste of my membership

6) I might get pissed and show you up in front of your staff

 

[clarence]

Get pissed on the day & tell her you'd probably end up vomiting on someone's boss, or flirting with the office junior if you went.

The missus will be disgusted with you, you won't have any sort of intimacy with her for 3 months, but at least you'll be excused from going to the do, and able to go to the match!

 

[serious14]

or for added shock value point out Farina is more inept than Arnold.

Whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa...........

Whoa.

Calm down there Druboy.

 

[dru]

or for added shock value point out Farina is more inept than Arnold.

Whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa...........

Whoa.

Calm down there Druboy.

Not saying it's true, just trying to help make sure he isn't invited to these things again on game day.