Help wanted

[ponno]

Im out also - so im going to try the above excuses... i have to go to a christmas party... not happy

 

[bjw]

I also wont be attending this game. Row 5 are a man down 

I'll be back next week for the Syndey game, though.

 

[Paolo]

Failed excuses so far:

1) I'm not going, get stuffed (epic fail)

2) I think I'm sick

3) Cant you sack her by the weekend?

4) I need to go and just make sure my children have somone around in case they need it?

5) It'll be a waste of my membership

6) I might get pissed and show you up in front of your staff

Just tell her she looks fat in her pants and you'll be a free man

 

[uptheguts]

Just tell her you have a mad case of IBS.

An gastroenterology, irritable bowel syndrome (IBS) is a functional bowel disorder characterized by mild to severe abdominal pain, discomfort, bloating and alteration of bowel habits.

Although there is no cure for IBS, there are treatments which attempt to relieve symptoms, including dietary adjustments, medication and psychological interventions.

Note: You will need to start running to the toilet on Friday night, maybe even come home from work early.......

Good Luck

 

[uptheguts]

Send Alex in your place......

Sorry Alex time to take one for the team.....

;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

 

[uptheguts]

hutchos playing full stop
he is that good watching every minute of hutcho is liking christiano ronaldo you cant miss it
and wilko is better than any other centre back in the league and we gotta let him know
also serious is gunna start be positive know one can miss that big world event

Surely he is taking the piss???

 

[loyalist]

Mate can you please change your display picture. My PA just walked in and saw it and now she is making quite a scene about it.
Regards,
FM

 

[Sym]

Can you please change Yours aswell forza.
I know some people without hair.
it makes them sad.
Best wishes.
Sym

 

[loyalist]

I would but this was chosen for me by the moderating team as i am a muppet.
If you have any issues take it up with them.
Regards,
4za

 

[Sym]

Honestly can't be f**ked.
best wishes,
Sym

 

[loyalist]

ty
kutgw

 

[uptheguts]

Mate can you please change your display picture. My PA just walked in and saw it and now she is making quite a scene about it.
Regards,
FM

Nope - Tell you PA to chill.

 

[loyalist]

It is hardly suitable for a forum in which children have access to now is it

 

[nikko]

It is hardly suitable for a forum in which children have access to now is it

sex education

 

[FFC Mariner]

Back on topic, thanks to everyone who kept txting me through the game.

 

[serious14]

Back on topic, thanks to everyone who kept txting me through the game.

9 x 25c, you owe me $2.25