Dear Cheese Guy...

[sydmariner]

Give me a week's holiday, free access to the stadium and it should be doable. Seriously one of the best christmas my family had was the year I bought my father a model trebuchet.


In all seriousness though I would rather put any effort/money into putting a roof over the bay than wasting perfectly good cheese on the jest fans

Why not a roof with catapults on top

 

[MagpieMariner]

 

[Big Al]

Maybe he is a pioneer & is tempting the wine & cheese brigade from the platinum seats or the boxes down to the bay. Maybe there is wine to come when you arrive to pick up the cheese.

 

[dibo]

It's presliced cheddar in plastic wrapping. Is he going to offer Coolabah Fruity Lexia to wash it down with?

This little black duck ain't touching it with a bargepole.

 

[kenny bania]

What he (the cheese guy) needs to do is to personalise the cheese according to the opposition. The type of cheese should exemplify the charactor of the target supporters.
The only question is what cheese for what club. Any ideas?

 

[Ancient Mariner]

It's presliced cheddar in plastic wrapping. Is he going to offer Coolabah Fruity Lexia to wash it down with?

This little black duck ain't touching it with a bargepole.

Aljavin Powowlski, a barge Pole, said he would not touch it either.

 

[sydmariner]

What he (the cheese guy) needs to do is to personalise the cheese according to the opposition. The type of cheese should exemplify the charactor of the target supporters.
The only question is what cheese for what club. Any ideas?

Blue cheese 4 the scum & drive bys cos it stinks