Dear Cheese Guy...

[VicMariner]

The trenches I can handle, but how do you propose to get a horse in the ground?

Well I haven't thought it through at great length but I assume you could get horses in the same way flares are smuggled in, down your pants probably.

As for trenches...?? Not sure what you want with trenches.
Do you want away fans in one trench and the Yellow Army in another and the game to be played in no-mans-land?
C'mon, this isn't christmas 1914!

 

[Big Al]

Who ever gets hit with it would have to be cheesed off.

 

[priorpeter]

Who ever gets hit with it would have to be cheesed off.

I copped it twice, and yeah, I was.

 

[sydmariner]

The trenches I can handle, but how do you propose to get a horse in the ground?

A pantomime horse

 

[adz]

Maybe the cheese guy just wanted morbier?

 

[dibo]

Well I haven't thought it through at great length but I assume you could get horses in the same way flares are smuggled in, down your pants probably.

As for trenches...?? Not sure what you want with trenches.
Do you want away fans in one trench and the Yellow Army in another and the game to be played in no-mans-land?
C'mon, this isn't christmas 1914!

The contents of my pants are often mistaken for a horse anyway*, so smuggling the real thing should be no problem.

Ha! Typo caused by autocorrect.






*May not actually be true.

 

[style_cafe]

We're going to need a cheese-a-pult to launch things from Bay 16 to Bay 31.

Dru's an engineer or surveyor or something, he can be in charge of ballistics.

Turn the canon around & load it with cheese to fire at the Jet`s?

 

[style_cafe]

The contents of my pants are often mistaken for a horse anyway*, so smuggling the real thing should be no problem.

Ha! Typo caused by autocorrect.






*May not actually be true.

The head or the tail?

 

[Wombat]

The contents of my pants are often mistaken for a horse anyway*, so smuggling the real thing should be no problem.

Ha! Typo caused by autocorrect.






*May not actually be true.

Seahorse??

 

[sydmariner]

The head or the tail?

Both

 

[Gratis]

last thing I want at a game is cheeses down the collar and hitting me in the back of the head... but I can't help being highly amused by such antics

 

[Golly]

peter russell clarke??

 

[style_cafe]

We some pics of this guy...lol

 

[eenfish]

We some pics of this guy...lol

Sits in Bay 16, brings a bag, wears a McBreen shirt, jumps around a lot.

 

[sydmariner]

Sits in Bay 16, brings a bag, wears a McBreen shirt, jumps around a lot.

Sometimes wears a zwaanswijk shirt

 

[kenny bania]

 

[sydmariner]

ROFLOL

 

[kenny bania]

 

[kenny bania]

 

[dru]

We're going to need a cheese-a-pult to launch things from Bay 16 to Bay 31.

Dru's an engineer or surveyor or something, he can be in charge of ballistics.

Give me a week's holiday, free access to the stadium and it should be doable. Seriously one of the best christmas my family had was the year I bought my father a model trebuchet.


In all seriousness though I would rather put any effort/money into putting a roof over the bay than wasting perfectly good cheese on the jest fans