I apologise in advance, but this is what happens when insomnia strikes....
Winning the plate, and the toilet seat,
With a yellow football team,
And a Scottish coach!
Tearing them up, John Hutchinson
There's scummers on the right-hand wing, right-hand wing, right-hand wing
There's scummers on the right-hand wing, hack them down Hutch!
Cheating scum, joel griffiths.
It's a dive, ref, like he always does, like he always does, like he always does.
It's a dive ref, like he always does, so book the cheat ref!
There's scummers on the right-hand wing, right-hand wing, right-hand wing
There's scummers on the right-hand wing, hack them down Hutch!
Winning the plate, and the toilet seat,
With a yellow football team,
And a Scottish coach!
Medical update...
Dig a hole, Joel's dead ref, dead ref, dead ref!
Dig a hole, Joel's dead ref, dead ref dead!
It's a dive, ref, like he always does, like he always does, like he always does.
It's a dive ref, like he always does, so book the cheat ref!
There's scummers on the right-hand wing, right-hand wing, right-hand wing
There's scummers on the right-hand wing, hack them down Hutch!
Saviour striker, John Aloisi
Aloisi, score a goal, score a goal, score a goal
Aloisi, score a goal, score a goal John!
It's a dive, ref, like he always does, like he always does, like he always does.
It's a dive ref, like he always does, so book the cheat ref!
There's scummers on the right-hand wing, right-hand wing, right-hand wing
There's scummers on the right-hand wing, hack them down Hutch!
Winning the plate, and the toilet seat,
With a yellow football team,
And a Scottish coach!
Team coach, Lawrie McKinna
Ye cannae win if ye dinnae take a shot, take a shot, take a shot
Ye cannae win if ye dinnae take a shot, take the bloody shot Kwas!
Aloisi, score a goal, score a goal, score a goal
Aloisi, score a goal, score a goal John!
Dig a hole, Joel's dead ref, dead ref, dead ref!
Dig a hole, Joel's dead ref, dead ref dead!
It's a dive, ref, like he always does, like he always does, like he always does.
It's a dive ref, like he always does, so book the cheat ref!
There's scummers on the right-hand wing, right-hand wing, right-hand wing
There's scummers on the right-hand wing, hack them down Hutch!
Ye cannae let the bastards score!
They're worse than that they're scummers coach!