The official all-purpose trolling bogan scum thread

[Wombat]

We collect silverware. They collect cobwebs. And the occasional wooden spoon.

And the dole.

 

[Wombat]

Wow.....just checked there website.

Pathetic.

You would think everyone in Newy was retarded looking at that.

 

[JackAttack_19]

I couldn't give two f-bombs goes here if the Smurfs win the comp. I couldn't give two more f-bombs go hereif the Wallys win the comp. Watching the Gypos win the comp hurts like all hell because WE ARE BETTER THAN THEM

From their forum.

I wonder how the Jets are going in Asia this ye.... Oh.

 

[adz]

Better than us at winning cutlery, that is.

 

[midfielder]

Scum vid

http://www.youtube.com/watch?NR=1&feature=endscreen&v=zZmMwP5bELE

 

[LFCMariners]

"At least we've won a Championship!"

- 21/4/13. In addition to two Premierships, no wooden spoon and a team good enough to make a top 6 finals series.

(pv4): "Jets accumulated 9 points from their single ACL campaign, Mariners have only 6 points from 2!"

- Mariners now have 13 accumulated points from their combined ACL campaigns.

"But...but...but at least we made the round of 16 in the ACL!"

- Done that too. And (unlike the Jest) did it playing full-strength teams.

It's been a rough fortnight for that lot...

 

[MrCelery]

Just a reminder....

 

[LFCMariners]

But...but....but...24/2/08!

 

[dibo]

They've got a cosy little existence, now and forever in our shadow while we have bigger fish to fry.

 

[MrCelery]

Jest members get to select their new away strip. There are three options:

http://au.fourfourtwo.com/news/271016,newcastle-jets-let-fans-pick-away-kit.aspx

I like the grey option, because it reminds me that the scummers are permanently in our shadow.

May I humbly suggest a 4th?

Shite colour. because they know they are.

 

[dibo]

I quite like the brown and green option for the history behind it.

 

[MrCelery]

I quite like the brown and green option for the history behind it.

Don't be fooled. The Scum are looking to re-write history. That history belongs to Newcastle KB United, a totally different club. The Scum's history only goes back to 2001 when they shafted the Breakers (formerly Newcastle KB United).

 

[dibo]

The green and brown comes from the city flag. They belong to the city, not to one football club or another.

 

[FFC Mariner]

Green and Brown are the civic colours.

Green with envy and full of brown shite. Sums them up really.

 

[Wombat]

Green.....to match their favourite food group...Marijuana. " Dont forget to smoke your Greens Dwayne"

Brown...to match their livers....face you would be shitty if you had to live in that Bogan infested dump.

 

[MrCelery]

I must admit that one of the bonuses of living up this way is listening to the constant moaning from the locals about how crap the Jets are. And the somewhat begrudging admiration of the Mariners. Long may it continue.

 

[midfielder]

Scums best misses European contract ... Newcastle Jets captain Ruben Zadkovich has been linked to Championship side Millwall after meeting with the English Championship club following the completion of the EAFF East Asian Cup with the Socceroos. bit here is the
ruben zadkovich tribute

 

[Wombat]

Great stuff.

To call him a Donkey is insulting.................to the poor little animal.

 

[true believer]

that's gold middy

 

[sydmariner]

Great stuff.

To call him a Donkey is insulting.................to the poor little animal.

what about an ass is that an insult to a donkey lol