The official all-purpose trolling bogan scum thread

[LFCMariners]

I don’t know if I’ll believe it until I see round 1 next season and there’s no Jets there…

 

[sydmariner]

why can't they just hurry up and die already

 

[FFC Mariner]

"Do not stand upon the order of thy going but go at once"
Shakespeare

 

[Stuartmcateer]

why can't they just hurry up and die already

To be honest a strong a-league needs strong regional representation - CCM, Brisbane, Adelaide, Perth and yes even the jets.

And if you take them away you lose nights like Saturday. Watching my kids bouncing around in the active with their mates going mental when Steeley and edmo scored was priceless. I for one would hate to lose that.

 

[Ironbark]

Yeah I don't want the jets to fold.

I want them to miss the finals every year and get soundly trounced by us every. single. game.
But not to fold.

 

[MrCelery]

To be honest a strong a-league needs strong regional representation - CCM, Brisbane, Adelaide, Perth and yes even the jets.

And if you take them away you lose nights like Saturday. Watching my kids bouncing around in the active with their mates going mental when Steeley and edmo scored was priceless. I for one would hate to lose that.

I know it's comparing apples and oranges, but:

Newcastle City
Area: 186.8 km2
Population: 168,873

Lake Macquarie City
Area: 648 km²
Population: 213,845 (2021 census)

Central Coast Region
Area: 1,681 km2
Population: 346,596 (2021 census)

Wyndham City (Incl Tarneit, home of Western United)
Area: 542 km2
Population: 324.087 (projected)

Another Club other than the Scum could represent the region. It's not like a Newcastle based Club is doing a good job.

 

[Insertnamehere]

I know it's comparing apples and oranges, but:

Newcastle City
Area: 186.8 km2
Population: 168,873

Lake Macquarie City
Area: 648 km²
Population: 213,845 (2021 census)

Central Coast Region
Area: 1,681 km2
Population: 346,596 (2021 census)

Wyndham City (Incl Tarneit, home of Western United)
Area: 542 km2
Population: 324.087 (projected)

Another Club other than the Scum could represent the region. It's not like a Newcastle based Club is doing a good job.

I'd include Lake Mac in the Newcastle numbers. They aren't coming to Mariners games.

 

[pjennings]

I'd include Lake Mac in the Newcastle numbers. They aren't coming to Mariners games.

I know a few. Young ex-Coasties moving closer to work but not too far from the family.

 

[MrCelery]

I'd include Lake Mac in the Newcastle numbers. They aren't coming to Mariners games.

You need to do more research champ.

I am one of many from Lake Macquarie that are passionate Mariners fans that take the hour+ long drive or train to matches.

In fact, there are many Newcastle residents that pull on the Mariners shirt and can be seen at the train stations on match day.

All of them are more passionate and loyal than the very many Central Coast residents that never turn up, or only turn up for finals.

 

[Insertnamehere]

You need to do more research champ.

I am one of many from Lake Macquarie that are passionate Mariners fans that take the hour+ long drive or train to matches.

In fact, there are many Newcastle residents that pull on the Mariners shirt and can be seen at the train stations on match day.

All of them are more passionate and loyal than the very many Central Coast residents that never turn up, or only turn up for finals.

Champ. Haha

 

[Omni]

I don’t want them to die. Just lose every single match.

 

[priorpeter]

Champ. Haha

Yeah that seemed… unnecessary 😂

 

[Insertnamehere]

Yeah that seemed… unnecessary 😂

As someone with a job where youre allowed to perennially shit stir people, water off a ducks back.

 

[FFC Mariner]

You need to do more research champ.

I am one of many from Lake Macquarie that are passionate Mariners fans that take the hour+ long drive or train to matches.

In fact, there are many Newcastle residents that pull on the Mariners shirt and can be seen at the train stations on match day.

All of them are more passionate and loyal than the very many Central Coast residents that never turn up, or only turn up for finals.

Settle down sport

 

[MrCelery]

Puzzled by the comments regarding my use of the term 'champ' I did a bit of research. It seems in Australia 'champ' does not mean 'mate' (as it does where I come from).

Why do Australians hate being called “champ”?

So I apologise. It was not meant to insult.

I just wanted to point out that saying Lake Mac residents don't attend is insulting to those that do.

 

[priorpeter]

Settle down sport

Righto pal

 

[Insertnamehere]

Puzzled by the comments regarding my use of the term 'champ' I did a bit of research. It seems in Australia 'champ' does not mean 'mate' (as it does where I come from).

Why do Australians hate being called “champ”?

So I apologise. It was not meant to insult.

I just wanted to point out that saying Lake Mac residents don't attend is insulting to those that do.

Saying champ to someone is a term you use to try and wind them up for a reaction.

Say to yourself righto champ in the most ironically sarcastic tone of voice you have and thats how its intended in australia.

Its up there with calling some a f**k wit or dick head

 

[Ironbark]

Righto pal

Good one chum

 

[marinermick]

Good one chum

Luv ya work bucko

 

[Wombat]

You're all a bunch of Galah's.