MOST PREFERRED & LEAST PREFERRED COMMENTARY TEAMS FOR HAL

[Paolo]

You would like me to commentate keensy?

I would be pro flare

add numerous seinfeld references and you have yourself a deal

 

[clarence]

Why Coast FM hasn't used the likes of Bearinator, Auburn or Serious in their commentary is beyond me. Would take 'sideline' commentary to a new level!

 

[Paolo]

Why Coast FM hasn't used the likes of Bearinator, Auburn or Serious in their commentary is beyond me. Would take 'sideline' commentary to a new level!

Serious is too busy fapping over all things melbourne

Auburn too busy fapping over cricket, gridiron or some other boring shit sport which takes way too long to complete

And Bear is too busy informing danny of his concrete feet and poor technique.


If you have anymore queries, do not hesitate to ask me

 

[skilbeck]

Most: Murray Walker (old F1 guy, says one thing proved wrong a second later), Harry Shearer (with various simpsons voices)
Least: Robbie Slater, Mike Cockerill

 

[serious14]

Serious is too busy fapping over all things melbourne

Might as well fap over something worth fapping over. 

Oh oh, tell us about Craig, Pokey, Skillers, Fish, and Sym whilst you're here.

 

[clarence]

Why Coast FM hasn't used the likes of Bearinator, Auburn or Serious in their commentary is beyond me. Would take 'sideline' commentary to a new level!

Serious is too busy fapping over all things melbourne

Auburn too busy fapping over cricket, gridiron or some other boring shit sport which takes way too long to complete

And Bear is too busy informing danny of his concrete feet and poor technique.


If you have anymore queries, do not hesitate to ask me

Well, OK, how about you then?

 

[Paolo]

Serious is too busy fapping over all things melbourne

Might as well fap over something worth fapping over. 

Oh oh, tell us about Craig, Pokey, Skillers, Fish, and Sym whilst you're here.

Ok, no problem

Craig, being a fully sick ultra and actively supporting the team

Pokey, rofl...

Skillers, informing people of numerous scientific things which nobody gives a f**k about

Fish, supplying marine distress signals to younger people

Sym,

Re Clarence; See Fish

 

[serious14]

Fish, supplying marine distress signals to younger people

Tbf, this is an important duty.....

 

[Part_Timer]

Craig, being a fully sick ultra and actively supporting the team

thorpy said so

 

[Paolo]

Fish, supplying marine distress signals to younger people

Tbf, this is an important duty.....

agreed....if said younger people do get into distress, they are able to signal for help and it is all because of fish's generosity

 

[skilbeck]

Skillers, informing people of numerous scientific things which nobody gives a f**k about

incorrect

im more of a history nerd

 

[Auburn Mariner]

Ah, I do not "fap" over anything, and I would absolutely love to commentate one day. It would be great fun, and with Serious, Bear and/or keensy, man, there would be some fair dinkum debates in the box.

For the record, keensy wouldn't know a boring s__t sport if it stabbed him a la Orenthal James Simpson. Perhaps we can introduce young Jared to Synchronised Swimming, Ice Skating or Lacrosse one day.

A 0-0 draw between Arsenal & a stodgy, clueless, losing-culture Tottenham Hotspur, boring.

2 successive Test Matches at the Sydney Cricket Ground that were won in the last 10 deliveries, with Michael Clarke & especially Graeme Smith proving heroic; PRICELESS.

 

[loyalist]

Most: George Bush and Richard Nixon

Least: Anybody that doesnt speak english as i wouldnae be able to understand

Bush & Nixon?? What, DON'T MENTION WATERGATE AND IRAQ????? Aye, Caramba!!

they would be talking about the soccer

 

[Paolo]

A 0-0 draw between Arsenal & a stodgy, clueless, losing-culture Tottenham Hotspur, boring.

too bad the last match produced 8 goals and an injury time equaliser which will go down as the best game of the season(i think even serious would agree)......kutgw though


Also, can confirm i would prefer to watch Lacrosse then a test match

 

[serious14]

too bad the last match produced 8 goals and an injury time equaliser which will go down as the best game of the season(i think even serious would agree)......kutgw though

Pretty sure ManYoo winning Europe again, or demolishing Liverpool 5-0 in March will be better, but it's definitely a Top 5 game. 

 

[dru]

Most: George Bush and Richard Nixon

Least: Anybody that doesnt speak english as i wouldnae be able to understand

Bush & Nixon?? What, DON'T MENTION WATERGATE AND IRAQ????? Aye, Caramba!!

they would be talking about the soccer

Are we talking Bush snr or Bush jnr?

 

[loyalist]

junior

 

[Paolo]

too bad the last match produced 8 goals and an injury time equaliser which will go down as the best game of the season(i think even serious would agree)......kutgw though

Pretty sure ManYoo winning Europe again, or demolishing Liverpool 5-0 in March will be better, but it's definitely a Top 5 game. 

Tottenham FA Cup round 4 victory >>> all things you mentioned

 

[serious14]

too bad the last match produced 8 goals and an injury time equaliser which will go down as the best game of the season(i think even serious would agree)......kutgw though

Pretty sure ManYoo winning Europe again, or demolishing Liverpool 5-0 in March will be better, but it's definitely a Top 5 game. 

Tottenham FA Cup round 4 victory >>> all things you mentioned

When is that btw??

 

[Paolo]

too bad the last match produced 8 goals and an injury time equaliser which will go down as the best game of the season(i think even serious would agree)......kutgw though

Pretty sure ManYoo winning Europe again, or demolishing Liverpool 5-0 in March will be better, but it's definitely a Top 5 game. 

Tottenham FA Cup round 4 victory >>> all things you mentioned

When is that btw??

24th of january i believe