Mariner Girl said:
Anyone got a bedtime story to read while we wait
Once upon a time, there was a hero named Danny. He was kidnapped by the eeeevillll FFA, and taken to a far away place, filled with Scummers, Bling and Bogans. It was a terrible, daunting place.
Danny knew he had to escape, but what could he do?
Suddenly, it came to him! An evil Wizard, named Shields watched over the land. All he had to do was grab him in the balls, and he knew he'd be free!
One night, when all the bogans were asleep, Danny crept out and snuck up on the evil Shields...then with the flick of a wrist, BAM! Belted him in the twig and berries.
Shields woke up with a fright. That hit in the gonads was just what he needed.
"Oh Danny V, how we mistreated you. You do not belong in this terrible world, this disgusting hole called Newcastle. Now, all you have to do is click your heels of your red boots together 3 times, and give me a Hi-5 and I will send you back".
Danny clicked his heels together, once, twice, thrice and gave Shields the biggest HI 5 of his life....suddenly...POOF!
Danny found himself in a mass of yellow, with a beer in hand and could hear the faint chantings of "Danny! Give us a wave! Danny, Danny give us a wave!"
And all was well.
The end.
EDIT: Holy crap, when i typed this, 19 new replies had been added....