Pirate Pete
Well-Known Member
School boy error there.Pace yourself Mick!! I remember one game when we had a big crowd (so maybe against Drive by's or Sydney). I was waiting for a friend to turn up and i'm going to chuck a ticket down. I'm enjoying watching the throng of people and people bustling in as it 5 mins after kick off. I spy two blokes walk out the Leagues absolutely bladdered. They stagger a bit, brace themselves and get their shit together for the 15 metre walk to the gates. They stride reasonably confidently, dodge the bag Nazi's and are just about to hit the turnstyles, when the taller one does a vomit burp. He tries to control it and then loses about a schooner down his top. Sadly for him security see this and the lads are turned away and stagger back to the Leagues.
I felt like David Attenborough studying animal life lol.
Should have had a plastic bag tied to his wrist to throw up into.
As soon as security descended on the scene, flashed the Young Liberal membership.
Security would have laughed it off and sent him on his way with a chuckle and slap on the back.