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Light Beer
- Thread starter pommypete
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marinermick
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Alicia said:
singo owns the marketing and management rights to the stadium, so therefore owns the catering contract
priorpeter
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Andre_1 said:
You obviously havent tried Blue Bitter - or Hammer & Tong for that matter.
My advice - don't.
Part_Timer
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Tittirongi
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I tried a few different methods, such as the 'consumate embrace' (holding said beer to chest with both arms, at about the wrist) I found this position to be difficult for the consumption of heavy beer as I do not have a Paris Hilton neck.
I also tried the 'Jeebus chalice' technique of holding aforementioned heavy beer with two hands in a raised position, to help my shoulders bear some of the load of the previously mentioned heavy beer, whilst this position has better heavy beer consumption accessibility, it is quite unsightly.
I briefly tried to balance the heavy beer I mentioned earlier on my head, but this caused seemingly irreversible damage to every vertebrae in my back, which I am currently in consultation with my Gynaecologist for a possible cure involving stem cells and Coke Zero.
Heavy beer is also shown to induce severe left-handedness in three year old children.
The heaviest beer i've ever heard of is 'En meget kraftig l mand' in Denmark, it weighed a wopping 500grams for a Pint!!!!!! A serious strain on anyone's torso, even Mark Viduka.
Heavy beer, as mentioned earlier, is also made using half sucked siberian sandshoe serum, which has not yet been fully tested for the consumption by lorikeets, but has been found safe for humans.
Recent studies by Prof Iamjust Somedude (PhDSci.) have concluded that heavy beer caused the erection and consequent distruction of a 3km high monument to Vishnu in Southern California on the 22nd of June, 1856.
In conclusion, Light beer is much safer and less hazardous.... just a shame it tastes like shit
Part_Timer
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"no full strength beer..?? BL :-X :-X :-X :-X :-X's sex life..."
ahhhhh FFS are you serious
Tittirongi
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kevrenor said:
That didn't come with a complimentary packet of tissues and a fluffy blue hat
Part_Timer
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pommypete said:
are you ben buckley saving on media releases
jiggles
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priorpeter said:
Bear loves Hammer n Tongs.
Attempted to drink a few of em last night...blergh. $26.75 for a case tho...can't complain.
jiggles
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priorpeter
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poko said:
$26.75!? Yeah, I can complain... That shit is rank.
Maybe if someone payed me to drink it, and even then only maybe, would I willingly drink that pathetic excuse for a beer.
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