GAME - Beat this! (NWS)

[Bear]

 

[brett]

Nothing will beat Obama

 

[skilbeck]

Nothing will beat Obama

The New Hampshire Primary shows differently

 

[~Floss~]

No more president jokes:

 

[c-crew]

I like it Floss haha.

 

[Holzy]

 

[Aimeee]

The next person will probably post a can of mortien or somehting but what the heck.

 

[Atomic]

There was an old lady who swallowed a bird;
How absurd, to swallow a bird!
She swallowed the bird to catch the spider
That wriggled and jiggled and wiggled inside her.
She swallowed the spider to catch the fly.
But I dunno why she swallowed that fly -
Perhaps she'll die

 

[Aimeee]

 

[brett]

There was an old lady who swallowed a fly.
I dunno why she swallowed that fly,
Perhaps she'll die.

There was an old lady who swallowed a spider,
That wriggled and jiggled and wiggled inside her.
She swallowed the spider to catch the fly.
But I dunno why she swallowed that fly -
Perhaps she'll die.

There was an old lady who swallowed a bird;
How absurd, to swallow a bird!
She swallowed the bird to catch the spider
That wriggled and jiggled and wiggled inside her.
She swallowed the spider to catch the fly.
But I dunno why she swallowed that fly -
Perhaps she'll die

There was an old lady who swallowed a cat.
Imagine that, she swallowed a cat.
She swallowed the cat to catch the bird ...
She swallowed the bird to catch the spider
That wriggled and jiggled and wiggled inside her.
She swallowed the spider to catch the fly.
But I dunno why she swallowed that fly
Perhaps she'll die

There was an old lady who swallowed a dog.
What a hog! To swallow a dog!
She swallowed the dog to catch the cat...
She swallowed the cat to catch the bird ...
She swallowed the bird to catch the spider
That wriggled and jiggled and wiggled inside her.
She swallowed the spider to catch the fly.
But I dunno why she swallowed that fly
Perhaps she'll die.

There was an old lady who swallowed a goat.
Just opened her throat and swallowed a goat!
She swallowed the goat to catch the dog ...
She swallowed the dog to catch the cat.
She swallowed the cat to catch the bird ...
She swallowed the bird to catch the spider
That wriggled and jiggled and wiggled inside her.
She swallowed the spider to catch the fly.
But I dunno why she swallowed that fly
Perhaps she'll die.

There was an old lady who swallowed a cow.
I don't know how she swallowed a cow!
She swallowed the cow to catch the goat... She swallowed the goat to catch the dog...
She swallowed the dog to catch the cat...
She swallowed the cat to catch the bird ...
She swallowed the bird to catch the spider
That wriggled and jiggled and wiggled inside her.
She swallowed the spider to catch the fly.
But I dunno why she swallowed that fly
Perhaps she'll die.

There was an old lady who swallowed a horse -
She's dead, of course.

I think we're up to a horse, or a dead old lady.

 

[Bear]

He would beat the horse (lets see who gets this )

 

[dru]

He would beat the horse (lets see who gets this )

Show us your golf swing!

 

[Atomic]

 

[skilbeck]

dont want to beat that one

 

[Rowdy]

Moore Clover  :-\

 

[brett]

Rowdy - the game is more 'beat this' in a rock beats scissors kind of way, rather than a chainsaw beats scissors kind of way.

 

[adz]

 

[Rowdy]

man who thinks he's a woman beats a woman who thinks she's a dog (the collar, she never leaves home without it  )

touche'

 

[Sean]

 

[Atomic]

Aussie manhood beats English transvestitism