goingtoadisco
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Was great when the song got going later in the game, shame some tards drowned it out at the start.
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Alicia
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I agree with Deej, fedelta and the others who have also requested people to suggest a better song.
Fact of the matter is, we could be arguing till the end of time about a song / anthem and regardless of what it is, it's not going to please everyone.
The song is here to stay... get behind, support it, sing it. Let's doing something as a group for a change and not a bay of individuals.
Fact of the matter is, we could be arguing till the end of time about a song / anthem and regardless of what it is, it's not going to please everyone.
The song is here to stay... get behind, support it, sing it. Let's doing something as a group for a change and not a bay of individuals.
MrCelery
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Deej said:
Only my opinion, but I find it too hard to sing, and it's a dreary song that doesn't rev up the crowd or team.
Here are a bunch of chants and songs that are probably equally awful:
ARRIVAL + WARM UP SONGS
1. We are Mariners, we are here,
Oh, oh, oh, oh,
We are Mariners, we are here, oh, oh, oh, oh,
We are Mariners, we are here,
Eat your peanuts, drink your beer,
Oh, oh,
Oh, oh,
Oh, oh.
2. Mariners are here,
Mariners are here,
Hello, hello.
3. We're the boys who make the noise,
We're the boys who make the noise.
4. We're the Mariner's barmy army.
We're the Mariner's barmy army...etc
5. We're the Coasts barmy army.
We're the Coasts barmy army...etc
6.Mariners are back,
Mariners are back,
Hello, hello.
7. We are yellow,
We are blue,
We're the Mariners,
Who are you?
8. Bring on the Mariners/champions,
Bring on the Mariners/champions,
Bring on the Mariners/champions...etc
9. We are here, we are here, we are here,
We are here, we are here, we are here,
We are here, we are here, we are here,
We are here, we are here.
10. Mariners here, Mariners there,
Mariners every every where,
Da, da, da,
Da, da, da,
Da, da.
11. Mariners roar is on tour,
Do dah, do dah,
Mariners roar is on tour,
All the do dah day.
Gonna win all night,
Gonna sing all day.
Mariners roar is on tour,
All the do dah day.
12. Leader: give us an 'M'!
Mariners: 'M'
Leader: give us an 'a'!
Mariners: 'a'
Leader: give us an 'r'!
Mariners: 'r'
Leader: give us an 'i'!
Mariners: 'i'
Leader: give us an 'n'!
Mariners: 'n'
Leader: give us an 'e'!
Mariners: 'e'
Leader: give us an 'r'!
Mariners: 'r'
Leader: give us an 's'!
Mariners: 's'
Leader: and what does it spell?
Mariners: 'Mariners, Mariners, Mariners...etc
13. Mariners,
Mariners,
Mariners...etc
14. Que, sera, sera,
Whatever will be will be,
We're going to win the League/today,
Que, sera, sera.
15. Australian's let us all rejoice,
For we are young and free.
We've golden soil and wealth for toil,
Our land is girt by sea.
Our home abounds in nature's gifts,
Of beauty rich and rare,
In history's page let every stage,
Advance Australia fair.
In joyful strains then let us sing,
Advance Australia fair.
16. Here we go, here we go, here we go,
Here we go, here we go, here we go.
Here we go, here we go, here we go,
Here we go, here we go.
17. There we went, there we went, there we went,
There we went, there we went, there we went,
There we went, there we went, there we went,
There we went, there we went.
18. Here, we go, here we go, here we go,
Cause it the only song that we know.
Here we go, here we go, here we go,
Here we go, here we go.
19. Oh, we've got the best supporters in the land,
(Clap, Clap, clap)
Oh, we've got the best supporters in the land,
(clap, clap, clap)
Oh, we've got the best supporters,
We've got the best supporters,
We've got the best supporters in the land.
(clap, clap, clap)
20. We are the Mariners,
The Mariners boot boys,
And we are mental,
And we are mad,
We are the loyalest, football supporters,
The world has ever had!
21. I Am Mariners
We are one, but we are many,
And from all the lands on earth we come.
We'll share a dream and sing with one voice,
I am, you are, we are Mariners.
I am, you are, we are mariners.
22. I Still Call Mariners Home
I've been to cities that never close down
From New York to Rio and old London town
But no matter how far
Or how wide I roam
I still call Mariners home
I'm always travelin'
And I love bein' free
So I keep leavin' the sun and the sea
But my heart lies waiting over the foam
I still call Mariners home
All the sons and daughters spinning 'round the world
Away from their families and friends
Ah, but as the world gets older and colder
It's good to know where your journey ends
And someday we'll all be together once more
When all the ships come back to the shore
Then I realize something I've always known
I still call Mariners home
No matter how far
Or how wide I roam
I still call Mariners home
ENCOURAGEMENT SONGS
1. You'll never walk alone (full version)
When you walk through a storm,
Hold your head up high,
And don't be afraid of the dark.
At the end of the storm,
There's a golden sky,
And the sweet silver song of a lark.
Walk on, through the wind,
Walk on, through the rain,
For your dreams be tossed and blown.
Walk on,
Walk on,
With hope in your heart,
And you'll never walk alone,
You'll never walk alone.
Walk on,
Walk on,
With hope in your heart,
And you'll never walk alone,
You'll never walk alone
2. You'll never walk alone (chorus only)
Walk on,
Walk on,
With hope in your heart,
And you'll never walk alone,
You'll never walk alone.
Walk on,
Walk on,
With hope in your heart,
And you'll never walk alone,
You'll never walk alone
3. Jingle bells, jingle bells,
Jingle all the way,
Oh, what fun it is to see,
The Mariners win today/away.
Hey
4. Ooooooooooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!
(at corners and free kicks)
5. 2-1, 2-1, 2-1, 2-1 ...etc
6. Singing,/winning in the rain,
Just singing/winning in the rain,
Oh, what a feeling,
Just singing/winning again
7. All we are saying,
Is give us a goal.
All we are saying,
Is give us a goal
8. One Lawrie McKinna,
There's only one Lawrie McKinna.
One Lawrie McKinna,
There's only one Lawrie McKinna
9. We hate Adelaide United,
We hate Victory too.
We hate Sydney FC,
But the Mariners, we love you
10. We love Gosford, we do,
We love Gosford, we do,
We love Gosford, we do,
Oh, Gosford we love you
11. Come on Mariners,
Come on Mariners,
Come on Mariners...etc
12. Come on you yellows/blues,
Come on you yellows/blues ...etc
13. We all agree,
Central Coast Mariners are magic
14. We're gonna win the League/Cup/tonight,
We're gonna win the League/Cup/tonight,
Ee, aye, addio,
We're gonna win the League/Cup/tonight
15. Win the League, win the League,
Win the League, win the League...etc
16. We're gonna win the Cup/League/tonight,
We're gonna win the Cup/League/tonight,
And now you'd better believe us,
And now you'd better believe us,
And now you'd better believe us,
We're gonna win the Cup/League/tonight
17. We shall not, we shall not be moved.
We shall not, we shall not be moved.
Just like a team,
That's gonna win the A League/Cup,
We shall not be moved
18. Clap, clap,
Clap, clap, clap
Clap, clap, clap, clap,
Clap, clap
19. Give us a wave, Danny
Give us a wave, Danny
20. Nice one Matty,
Nice one son.
Nice one Matty,
Let's have another one
21. Going up, going up, going up,
Going up, going up, going up.
Going up, going up, going up,
Going up, going up
22. Champions, champions, champions...etc
23. A g
A g r
A g r o
Aggro
24. There's only one Hutcho,
There's only one Hutcho...etc
25. Danny Vukovic walks on water,
Tra, la, la, la, la,
La, la, la
26. Let's go, Mariners, let's go,
Clap, clap
Let's go Mariners, let's go,
Clap, clap...etc
27. Away, away, away ,away,
Mariners, Mariners.
Away, away, away, away,
Mariners, Mariners...etc
28. Easy, easy, easy, easy...etc
29. You should hear us when we're winning,
You should hear us when we're winning...etc
30. Ole, ole, ole, ole...etc
(spanish chant when in possession and passing)
31. Come on Coast,
Clap, clap,
Clap, clap, Clap
32. We'll win again,
Don't know where, don't know when,
But we know we'll win again,
Some sunny day
33. Oh, the Mariners,
Oh, the Mariners,
We'll support you evermore,
We'll support you evermore
34. Aussie, Aussie, Aussie,
Oi, oi, oi.
Aussie, Aussie, Aussie,
Oi, oi, oi.
Aussie,
Oi.
Aussie,
Oi.
Aussie, Aussie, Aussie,
Oi, oi, oi
35. If you all love the Mariners, clap your hands.
(clap, clap, clap)
If you all love the Mariners, clap your hands.
(clap, clap, clap)
If you all love the Mariners,
All love the Mariners,
If you all love the Mariners, clap your hands.
(clap, clap, clap)
36. We're so good/hot it's unbelievable.
We're so good/hot it's unbelievable...etc
37. Mariners boys, tra, la, la.
Mariners boys, tra, la, la
38. Lawrie McKinna's yellow and blue army, (clap clap clap clap)
Lawrie McKinna's yellow and blue army, (clap clap clap clap)
Lawrie McKinna's yellow and blue army, (clap clap clap clap)
Etc
39. One nil, to the Mariners
One nil, to the Mariners
One nil, to the Mariners
One nil, one nil to the Mariners
(to the Pet Shop Boys tune 'Go West'
40. Mariners no. 5 (to the tune of mambo no5 by lou bega)
A little bit of Mariners in my life
A little bit of Boijic by my side
A little bit of Hutcho is all I need
A little bit of Kwassie is what I see
A little bit of Vuko in the goals
A little bit of Matty all night long
A little bit of Dylan here I am
A little yellow and blue makes me youre man
41. Always look on the bright side of life,
Da dum da dum da dum
Always look on the bright side of life,
Da dum da dum da dum
42. Lawrie, Lawrie, give us a wave.
Lawrie....give us a wave...etc
43. Sing your heart out.
Sing your heart out,
Sing your heart out for the lads,
Sing your heart out for the lads.
44. We are top of the League
Say, we are top of the League. etc.
45. Bosnich, Bosnich,
Give us a wave. etc.
NONSENSE SONGS
1. Oi, oi, oi,
Oi, oi, oi,
Oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi,
Oi, oi, oi, oi,
Oi, oi, oi,
Oi, oi.
Mariners.
(repeat)
3. La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la.
(sung to any popular famous song)
4. Oh Lord its hard to be humble
When your perfect in every way
I can't wait to look in the mirror
Because I get better looking each day
To know me is to love me
I must be a hell of a man
Oh lord its hard to be humble
But were doing the best that we can
5. On the first day of Christmas,
The Mariners gave to me,
A big shiny winners trophy.
(then add the gifts day by day until
On the twelfth day of Christmas,
The Mariners gave to me,
Twelve fit players,
Eleven Mariners singing,
Ten strikers scoring,
Nine dry nights,
Eights save by goalie,
Seven forwards chipping,
Six midfielders passing,
A fair referee,
Four defenders tackling,
A three pointer,
Two wingers crossing,
And a big shiny winners trophy
6. Give us an oooohhhh.
Oooooohhhh.
Give an aaaagghh.
Aaaaaggghhh.
And what have you got?
Oooooogggg-aaaaagggghhhhh!
7. Da dum de dum,
Da dum de dum,
Da dum de de de dum de dum...etc
(when police walk past or approach)
8. What do you want on your fish and chips?
What do you want for you money?
What do you want on your fish and chips?
What do you want for you money?...etc
9. All the fish and chippies,
All the fish and chippies...etc
10. Celery, celery,
If she won't come,
We'll tickle her bum,
With a piece of celery
11. Give us an 'r',
Aaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrggggggggghhhhhhh!!!!!!!
12. (to the tune of Vindaloo - Fat Les)
Na na na,
Na na na,
Na na na na na na na na.
Na na na,
Na na na,
Na na na na na na na na.
Na na na,
Na na na,
And we all like vindaloo.
We're the Mariners!
We're gonna score one more than you.
Mariners!
SONGS FOR THE OPPOSITION
1. We will, we will,
Thrash you...etc
2. We hate you FC, we do.
We hate you FC, we do.
We hate you C, we do.
Oh, FC we hate you.
3. We hate Victory and we hate Victory,
We hate Victory and we hate Victory,
We hate Victory and we hate Victory,
We are the Victory haters.
4. He's big, he's round,
He weighs five hundred pound,
Pet-rov-ski,
Pet-rov-ski.
5. You're so fat it's unbelievable.
You're so fat it's unbelievable...etc
6. You're so bad it's unbelievable
You're so bad it's unbelievable
7. Oh, Newcastle,
Oh, Newcastle,
You must be Phoenix in disguise,
You must be Phoenix in disguise.
8. Cardboard people,
Cardboard people.
9. Sing when your winning,
You only sing when your winning,
Sing when your winning,
You only sing when your winning.
10. You what, you what,
You what, you what, you what?
11. Sing up you bums,
Sing up you bums,
Sing up you bums,
Sing up.
Sing up you bums,
Sing up you bums,
Sing up you bums,
Sing up.
12. Sit down you bums,
Sit down you bums,
Sit down you bums,
Sit down.
Sit down you bums,
Sit down you bums,
Sit down you bums,
Sit down.
13. Go home you bums,
Go home you bums,
Go home you bums,
Go home.
Go home you bums,
Go home you bums,
Go home you bums,
Go home.
14. Sing your own songs,
Sing your own songs,
Hello, hello.
Sing your own songs,
Sing your own songs,
Hello, hello.
15. Oh, Newcastle,
Oh, Newcastle,
What's it like to have no fans?
What's it like to have no fans?
16. Skinheads, skinheads, skinheads...etc
17. Going down, going down, going down,
Going down, going down, going down,
Going down, going down, going down,
Going down, going down.
18. Relegation, relegation ... Etc
19. Mariners reject,
Mariners reject,
Hello, hello.
20. Oh, Newcastle,
Oh, Newcastle,
What's it like to be outclassed,
What's it like to be outclassed,
What's it like,
What's it like,
What's it like to be outclassed,
What's it like to be outclassed.
21. Oh, Newcastle /you're not singing,
Oh, Newcastle /you're not singing,
You're not singing anymore,
You're not singing anymore.
You're not singing,
You're not singing,
You're not singing anymore,
You're not singing anymore.
22. Does your mummy,
Does your mummy,
Does your mummy know your here?
Does your mummy know your here?
23. Look at the scoreboard,
Look at the scoreboard ...etc
24. Hope it hurts, hope it hurts, hope it hurts,
Hope it hurts, hope it hurts, hope it hurts.
Hope it hurts, hope it hurts, hope it hurts,
Hope it hurts, hope it hurts.
25. Hurly burly,
What a girlie...etc
26. Dig a hole, dig a hole, dig a hole,
Dig a hole, dig a hole, dig a hole.
Dig a hole, dig a hole, dig a hole,
Dig a hole, dig a hole.
27. Hollywood, Hollywood, Hollywood,
Hollywood, Hollywood, Hollywood.
Hollywood, Hollywood, Hollywood,
Hollywood, Hollywood.
28. Give him an Oscar,
Give him an Oscar...etc
29. What a dive, what a dive, what a dive,
What a dive, what a dive, what a dive,
What a dive, what a dive, what a dive,
What a dive, what a dive.
30. One down, ten to go,
Tra, la, la, la, la.
One down, ten to go,
Tra, la, la, la, la...etc
31. Why are we waiting,
Why are we waiting,
Oh, why are we waiting,
Oh, why, why, why?
32. Boring, boring, boring, boring ...etc
33. What a load of rubbish,
What a load of rubbish,
What a load of rubbish ...etc
34. Wasted, wasted, wasted...etc,
35. Shovel foot, shovel foot, shovel foot,
Shovel foot, shovel foot, shovel foot.
Shovel foot, shovel foot, shovel foot,
Shovel foot, shovel foot.
36. Go back to Scotland/Belgium/Sydney/Brisbane,
Go back to Scotland/Belgium/Sydney/Brisbane...etc.
37. We hate Johnny Howard(any liberal politician),
We hate liberals too.
We hate Sydney FC,
But the Mariners we love you.
38. We hate Perth Glory,
We hate Melbourne too.
We hate Newcastle United,
But the Mariners we love you.
39. Oh, lucky, lucky.
Lucky, lucky, lucky, lucky, lucky goal.
40. Well it's all gone quiet over there.
It's all gone quiet over there,
Well, it's all gone quiet,
All gone quiet,
It's all gone quiet over there.
41. Just because you're losing,
Just because you're losing,
Just because you're losing...etc.
42. Off, off, off, off...etc
43. On your way, on your way, on your way,
On your way, on your way, on your way.
On your way, on your way, on your way,
On your way, on your way.
44. Geriatric, geriatric...etc
45. Poor old Glory,
Ain't what they used to be,
Ain't what they used to be,
Poor old Glory
Ain't what they used to be,
Many long years ago.
46. Hee, haw,
Hee, haw,
Hee, haw...etc
(after a donkey kick)
47. Baa, baa, baa, baa, baa...etc
(New Zealand)
48. We hate Jock Graham
We hate Constantine too
We hate Enema Stadium
But Mariners we love you
49. On the dole, on the dole, on the dole,
On the dole, on the dole, on the dole.
On the dole, on the dole, on the dole,
On the dole, on the dole.
(for kiwis and Jets supporters)
50. Show us your passport...etc
(for kiwis)
51. Go home you Poms,
Go home you Poms...etc
52. If you all hate Jets, clap your hands.
(clap, clap, clap)
If you all hate Jets, clap your hands.
(clap, clap, clap)
If you all hate Jets,
All hate Jets,
If you all hate Jets, clap your hands.
(clap, clap, clap)
53. If you all love the Jets, clap your hands,
(silence)
If you all love the Jets, clap your hands,
(silence)
If you all love the Jets,
All love the Jets,
If you all love the Jets, clap your hands.
(silence)
54. Directed to anyone with the dreadlock hairstyle to the tune of "he's got the whole world in his hands"
He's got a pine-apple, on his head.
He's got a pine-apple, on his head.
He's got a pine-apple, on his head.
He's got a pine-apple, on his head.
55. Directed to Jets fans
(All together Mariners)
Give me a K
Give me an A
Give me an R (not Aaaarrrrggghhhh)
Give me an M
Give me an A
What have you got?
What you deserve
56. Get up Mary Decker,
Get up Mary Decker,
Ta, ra, la, la
Ta, ra, la, la.
58. Shit ground, no fans!
Shit ground no fans!
etc
59. Stand up, if you hate the scum
Stand up, if you hate the scum
etc...
60. Shall we sing a song for you?
Shall we sing a song for you?
etc
61. (sung to the tune of Yellow Submarine)
We all piss in a urine lame pot, a urine lame pot
a urine lame pot ...
Repeat until hoarse
(Urine lame = colours of the Jets)
62. Dodgy Keeper!
Dodgy Keeper!
etc
63. You're supposed to sing at home!
You're supposed to,
You're supposed to,
You're supposed to sing at home!
MrCelery
Well-Known Member
RISQU NONSENSE SONGS
1. Sloppy poo, sloppy poo,
There's nothing you can do,
When it's running in your shoe.
Sloppy poo, sloppy poo,
There's nothing you can do,
When it's running in your shoe...etc
2. Ronald, Ronald, Ronald,
We hate you.
Ronald, Ronald, Ronald,
Your food makes me spew.
If you want a burger,
McDonalds serves it hot.
But when you go there,
Be prepared to be shot.
Ronald, Ronald, Ronald,
We hate you.
Ronald, Ronald, Ronald,
Your food makes me spew.
If you want a burger,
McDonalds is the best.
But when you go there,
Wear a bullet-proof vest.
Ronald, Ronald, Ronald,
We hate you.
Ronald, Ronald, Ronald,
Your food makes me spew.
3. And the crowd roared,
(Mariners) - roar,
And the crowd cheered,
(Mariners) - cheer,
And the crowd was disappointed,
(Mariners) - oh, shit.
4. Celery, celery,
If she won't come,
We'll tickle her bum,
With a piece of celery.
Celery, celery...etc
5. Who's that fellow in the big blue hat?
Copper, copper.
Who's that fellow in the big blue hat?
Copper is his name.
On the beat all day,
On the wife all night,
Who's that fellow in the big blue hat?
Copper is his name.
What's the colour of a two cent piece?
Copper, copper.
What's the colour of a two cent piece?
Copper is his name.
On the beat all day.
On the wife all night.
What's the colour of a two cent piece?
Copper is his name.
6. Let's go f**king mental,
Let's go f**king mental,
Tra, la, la,
Tra. La, la.
7. Get your tits out,
Get your tits out,
Get your tits out, for the lads,
Get your tits out for the lads. (when a couple of fit birds stroll past)
RISQU SONGS FOR THE OPPOSITION
1. (single) goalkeeper
(crowd) dickhead!
(single)goalkeeper
(crowd) dickhead!
Repeat faster until finished
2. Who ate all the pies?
Who ate all the pies?
You fat bastard, you fat bastard,
You ate all the pies!
3. Can you hear Sydney sing?
No, no.
Can you hear Sydney sing?
No, no.
Can you hear Sydney sing?
I can't hear a f**king thing.
No, no, no.
4. My old man,
He told me,
All of Sydney's got VD.
Da da, da da da, da da.
5. If I had the wings of a sparrow,
The dirty black arse of a crow,
I'd fly over Melbourne/Sydney tomorrow,
And shit on the bastards below.
Shit on, shit on,
Shit on the bastards below.
6. Who's the wanker?
Who's the wanker?
Who's the wanker in the goals?
Who's the wanker in the goals?
7. Joel Griffiths, Joel Griffiths,
You're not fit to wipe my arse.
You're not fit to wipe my arse.
10. In the Sydney slums,
In the Sydney slums,
They look in a dustbin for something to eat,
They find a dead cat and think it's a treat,
In the Sydney slums,
In the Sydney slums.
11. We are yellow,
We are blue,
Who the f**king hell are you?
12. Oooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhh,
Poofter! Goalkeeper!
(at goal kicks)
13. You fat bastard,
You fat bastard,
You fat bastard...etc
14. Tall skinny bastard,
You're just a tall skinny bastard.
Tall skinny bastard,
You're just a tall skinny bastard.
15. Score in a brothel,
You couldn't score in a brothel.
Score in a brothel,
You couldn't score in a brothel...etc
16. You missed,
You missed,
You must be bloody pissed...etc
17. What the bloody,
What the bloody,
What the bloody hell was that?
What the bloody hell was that?
18. Fury, Fury, Fury,
Shit, shit, shit.
Fury, Fury, Fury,
Shit, shit, shit.
Fury, shit.
Fury, shit.
Fury, Fury, Fury,
Shit, shit, shit.
19. Who are the people,
We are the people.
20. And who are the scum?
They are the scum.
Scum diddly um dum,
Scum, scum.
21. Don't cry for us Frank Farina
Cause the truth is,
You are an arsehole,
You are an arsehole
Yes, your an arsehole...etc
(Evita - don't cry for us Argentina)
22. You're shit and you know you are,
You're shit and you know you are,
You're shit and you know you are,
You're shit and you jnow you are.
(Pet Shop Boys - Go West)
23. F**k of back to Sydney/Melbourne,
F**k of back to Sydney/Melbourne,
F**k of back to Sydney/Melbourne...
24. (to the tune of the Banana Splits Show)
Tra, la, la, la, la, la, la
One banana, two banana, three banana, four,
Four bananas make a bunch, then so do many more.
Over hill and highway the Brisbane Roar go,
Going home bruised and battered, nothing to show.
Tra, la, la, la, la, la.
Four bananas, three bananas, two bananas, one,
Watch 'em all get sent off, one by one.
Falling in a shit heap, couldn't shoot for nuts,
Brisbane Roar, Brisbane Roar, what a bunch of f**ks!
Tra, la, la, la, la, la, la,
Tra, la, la, la, la, la, la.
25. In Sydney, in Sydney
Oh, the eagles they fly high in Sydney
Oh, the eagles they fly high and they shit right in your eye
It's a good job pigs don't fly in Sydney
In Sydney, in Sydney
Oh, the players wash the dishes in Sydney
Oh, the players wash the dishes, and they dry them on their britches
Oh, the dirty sons of bitches in Sydney
In Sydney, in Sydney
Oh the cows are all dead, in Sydney
Oh the cows are all dead,
So they milk the men instead
Because the bastards must be fed in Sydney
In Sydney, in Sydney
Oh, there's a shortage of good whores in Sydney
Oh, there's a shortage of good whores but there's keyholes in the
Doors
And there's knot holes in the floors in Sydney
In Sydney, in Sydney
Oh, I chased the coaches daughter in Sydney
Oh, I chased the coaches daughter and I shagged her when I caught her
Now his daughter has a daughter in Sydney
In Sydney, in Sydney
Oh, the captain is a bugger in Sydney
Oh, the captain is a bugger and the coach is another
And they bugger one another in Sydney
In Sydney, in Sydney
There's no paper in the bogs, in Sydney
There's no paper in the bogs, they just sit there till it clogs
Then they saw it off in logs in Sydney
28. Why was he born so beautiful, why was he born at all
He's no f**king use to anyone, he's no f**king use at all
He should be publicly pissed on, he should be publicly shot
He should be tied to a urinal and left to fester and rot.
29. Sheep shagging bastards,
You're only sheep shagging bastards
Sheep shagging bastards,
You're only sheep shagging bastards, etc
30. (To the tune of the Beatles 'Yellow Submarine')
In the town where I was born, there's a team we all adore,
but there's a team thats f**king shite, and they play in gold and white, singin...
Jets are goin down like a Russian submarine, a Russian submarine, a Russian submarine!
RISQU SONGS FOR THE REFEREE
1. We want a referee,
We want a referee...etc
2. Who's your father?
Who's your father?
Who's your father referee?
Haven't got one,
Never had one,
You're a bastard referee.
3. The referee's a wanker,
The referee's a wanker,
The referee's a wanker...etc.
(Version 1)
4. The referee's a wanker.
The referee's a wanker.
Da, da, da, da., hey.
Da, da, da, da, hey.
(Version 2)
5. You fat/black bastard,
You fat/black bastard,
You fat/black bastard...etc
6. Bullshit, bullshit, bullshit...etc
7. Referee, referee,
Your old woman is a whore,
Your old woman is a whore.
8. Who's the wanker?
Who's the wanker?
Who's the wanker in the black?
Who's the wanker in the black?
9. Referee,
Referee,
You're not fit to wipe my arse,
You're not fit to wipe my arse.
10. Stick that whistle,
Stick that whistle,
Stick that whistle up your arse,
Stick that whistle up your arse.
11. He's gay,
He's bent,
His arse is up for rent,
Referee, referee.
12. I'm blind
I'm deaf
I want to be a ref!
13. We've go a rope, we have a tree, all we need is the referee!
We've go a rope, we have a tree, all we need is the referee!
14. Sydney ref, Sydney ref, Sydney ref,
Sydney ref, Sydney ref, Sydney ref.
Sydney ref, Sydney ref, Sydney ref,
Sydney ref, Sydney ref.
SONGS FOR THE END OF THE GAME
1. Why are you leaving?
Why are you leaving?
Why are you leaving?
Oh why, why, why, why?
2. You'll never walk alone (reprise)
When you walk through a storm,
Hold your head up high,
And don't be afraid of the dark.
At the end of the storm,
There's a golden sky,
And the sweet silver song of a lark.
Walk on, through the wind,
Walk on, through the rain,
For your dreams be tossed and blown.
Walk on,
Walk on,
With hope in your heart,
And you'll never walk alone,
You'll never walk alone.
Walk on,
Walk on,
With hope in your heart,
And you'll never walk alone,
You'll never walk alone
3. To the club, to the club, to the club,
To the club, to the club, to the club.
To the club, to the club, to the club,
To the club, to the club.
1. Sloppy poo, sloppy poo,
There's nothing you can do,
When it's running in your shoe.
Sloppy poo, sloppy poo,
There's nothing you can do,
When it's running in your shoe...etc
2. Ronald, Ronald, Ronald,
We hate you.
Ronald, Ronald, Ronald,
Your food makes me spew.
If you want a burger,
McDonalds serves it hot.
But when you go there,
Be prepared to be shot.
Ronald, Ronald, Ronald,
We hate you.
Ronald, Ronald, Ronald,
Your food makes me spew.
If you want a burger,
McDonalds is the best.
But when you go there,
Wear a bullet-proof vest.
Ronald, Ronald, Ronald,
We hate you.
Ronald, Ronald, Ronald,
Your food makes me spew.
3. And the crowd roared,
(Mariners) - roar,
And the crowd cheered,
(Mariners) - cheer,
And the crowd was disappointed,
(Mariners) - oh, shit.
4. Celery, celery,
If she won't come,
We'll tickle her bum,
With a piece of celery.
Celery, celery...etc
5. Who's that fellow in the big blue hat?
Copper, copper.
Who's that fellow in the big blue hat?
Copper is his name.
On the beat all day,
On the wife all night,
Who's that fellow in the big blue hat?
Copper is his name.
What's the colour of a two cent piece?
Copper, copper.
What's the colour of a two cent piece?
Copper is his name.
On the beat all day.
On the wife all night.
What's the colour of a two cent piece?
Copper is his name.
6. Let's go f**king mental,
Let's go f**king mental,
Tra, la, la,
Tra. La, la.
7. Get your tits out,
Get your tits out,
Get your tits out, for the lads,
Get your tits out for the lads. (when a couple of fit birds stroll past)
RISQU SONGS FOR THE OPPOSITION
1. (single) goalkeeper
(crowd) dickhead!
(single)goalkeeper
(crowd) dickhead!
Repeat faster until finished
2. Who ate all the pies?
Who ate all the pies?
You fat bastard, you fat bastard,
You ate all the pies!
3. Can you hear Sydney sing?
No, no.
Can you hear Sydney sing?
No, no.
Can you hear Sydney sing?
I can't hear a f**king thing.
No, no, no.
4. My old man,
He told me,
All of Sydney's got VD.
Da da, da da da, da da.
5. If I had the wings of a sparrow,
The dirty black arse of a crow,
I'd fly over Melbourne/Sydney tomorrow,
And shit on the bastards below.
Shit on, shit on,
Shit on the bastards below.
6. Who's the wanker?
Who's the wanker?
Who's the wanker in the goals?
Who's the wanker in the goals?
7. Joel Griffiths, Joel Griffiths,
You're not fit to wipe my arse.
You're not fit to wipe my arse.
10. In the Sydney slums,
In the Sydney slums,
They look in a dustbin for something to eat,
They find a dead cat and think it's a treat,
In the Sydney slums,
In the Sydney slums.
11. We are yellow,
We are blue,
Who the f**king hell are you?
12. Oooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhh,
Poofter! Goalkeeper!
(at goal kicks)
13. You fat bastard,
You fat bastard,
You fat bastard...etc
14. Tall skinny bastard,
You're just a tall skinny bastard.
Tall skinny bastard,
You're just a tall skinny bastard.
15. Score in a brothel,
You couldn't score in a brothel.
Score in a brothel,
You couldn't score in a brothel...etc
16. You missed,
You missed,
You must be bloody pissed...etc
17. What the bloody,
What the bloody,
What the bloody hell was that?
What the bloody hell was that?
18. Fury, Fury, Fury,
Shit, shit, shit.
Fury, Fury, Fury,
Shit, shit, shit.
Fury, shit.
Fury, shit.
Fury, Fury, Fury,
Shit, shit, shit.
19. Who are the people,
We are the people.
20. And who are the scum?
They are the scum.
Scum diddly um dum,
Scum, scum.
21. Don't cry for us Frank Farina
Cause the truth is,
You are an arsehole,
You are an arsehole
Yes, your an arsehole...etc
(Evita - don't cry for us Argentina)
22. You're shit and you know you are,
You're shit and you know you are,
You're shit and you know you are,
You're shit and you jnow you are.
(Pet Shop Boys - Go West)
23. F**k of back to Sydney/Melbourne,
F**k of back to Sydney/Melbourne,
F**k of back to Sydney/Melbourne...
24. (to the tune of the Banana Splits Show)
Tra, la, la, la, la, la, la
One banana, two banana, three banana, four,
Four bananas make a bunch, then so do many more.
Over hill and highway the Brisbane Roar go,
Going home bruised and battered, nothing to show.
Tra, la, la, la, la, la.
Four bananas, three bananas, two bananas, one,
Watch 'em all get sent off, one by one.
Falling in a shit heap, couldn't shoot for nuts,
Brisbane Roar, Brisbane Roar, what a bunch of f**ks!
Tra, la, la, la, la, la, la,
Tra, la, la, la, la, la, la.
25. In Sydney, in Sydney
Oh, the eagles they fly high in Sydney
Oh, the eagles they fly high and they shit right in your eye
It's a good job pigs don't fly in Sydney
In Sydney, in Sydney
Oh, the players wash the dishes in Sydney
Oh, the players wash the dishes, and they dry them on their britches
Oh, the dirty sons of bitches in Sydney
In Sydney, in Sydney
Oh the cows are all dead, in Sydney
Oh the cows are all dead,
So they milk the men instead
Because the bastards must be fed in Sydney
In Sydney, in Sydney
Oh, there's a shortage of good whores in Sydney
Oh, there's a shortage of good whores but there's keyholes in the
Doors
And there's knot holes in the floors in Sydney
In Sydney, in Sydney
Oh, I chased the coaches daughter in Sydney
Oh, I chased the coaches daughter and I shagged her when I caught her
Now his daughter has a daughter in Sydney
In Sydney, in Sydney
Oh, the captain is a bugger in Sydney
Oh, the captain is a bugger and the coach is another
And they bugger one another in Sydney
In Sydney, in Sydney
There's no paper in the bogs, in Sydney
There's no paper in the bogs, they just sit there till it clogs
Then they saw it off in logs in Sydney
28. Why was he born so beautiful, why was he born at all
He's no f**king use to anyone, he's no f**king use at all
He should be publicly pissed on, he should be publicly shot
He should be tied to a urinal and left to fester and rot.
29. Sheep shagging bastards,
You're only sheep shagging bastards
Sheep shagging bastards,
You're only sheep shagging bastards, etc
30. (To the tune of the Beatles 'Yellow Submarine')
In the town where I was born, there's a team we all adore,
but there's a team thats f**king shite, and they play in gold and white, singin...
Jets are goin down like a Russian submarine, a Russian submarine, a Russian submarine!
RISQU SONGS FOR THE REFEREE
1. We want a referee,
We want a referee...etc
2. Who's your father?
Who's your father?
Who's your father referee?
Haven't got one,
Never had one,
You're a bastard referee.
3. The referee's a wanker,
The referee's a wanker,
The referee's a wanker...etc.
(Version 1)
4. The referee's a wanker.
The referee's a wanker.
Da, da, da, da., hey.
Da, da, da, da, hey.
(Version 2)
5. You fat/black bastard,
You fat/black bastard,
You fat/black bastard...etc
6. Bullshit, bullshit, bullshit...etc
7. Referee, referee,
Your old woman is a whore,
Your old woman is a whore.
8. Who's the wanker?
Who's the wanker?
Who's the wanker in the black?
Who's the wanker in the black?
9. Referee,
Referee,
You're not fit to wipe my arse,
You're not fit to wipe my arse.
10. Stick that whistle,
Stick that whistle,
Stick that whistle up your arse,
Stick that whistle up your arse.
11. He's gay,
He's bent,
His arse is up for rent,
Referee, referee.
12. I'm blind
I'm deaf
I want to be a ref!
13. We've go a rope, we have a tree, all we need is the referee!
We've go a rope, we have a tree, all we need is the referee!
14. Sydney ref, Sydney ref, Sydney ref,
Sydney ref, Sydney ref, Sydney ref.
Sydney ref, Sydney ref, Sydney ref,
Sydney ref, Sydney ref.
SONGS FOR THE END OF THE GAME
1. Why are you leaving?
Why are you leaving?
Why are you leaving?
Oh why, why, why, why?
2. You'll never walk alone (reprise)
When you walk through a storm,
Hold your head up high,
And don't be afraid of the dark.
At the end of the storm,
There's a golden sky,
And the sweet silver song of a lark.
Walk on, through the wind,
Walk on, through the rain,
For your dreams be tossed and blown.
Walk on,
Walk on,
With hope in your heart,
And you'll never walk alone,
You'll never walk alone.
Walk on,
Walk on,
With hope in your heart,
And you'll never walk alone,
You'll never walk alone
3. To the club, to the club, to the club,
To the club, to the club, to the club.
To the club, to the club, to the club,
To the club, to the club.
MrCelery
Well-Known Member
Newcastle Chants
(to the tune of you are my sunshine)
You are a Bogan
A smelly Bogan
You're only happy on dole cheque day
Your mum's a stealer
Your dad's a dealer
Please don't take my hubcaps away
(to the tune of yellow submarine)
Youre going down like a flaming Concord
Where is Terry Venables?
Where is Terry?
Where is Terry?
Where is Terry Venables?
Neddy & The Jets
(to the tune of Benny & the Jets)
Hey kids,
They're going down the ladder
The Mariners will beat them
and Ned Zelic isn't clever
El Tel is someone they couldn't even replace
They're gonna hear the sound of booing screaming in their face
Oh why did Rugby League
have to kill a great football team?
Neddy & The Jets
There's a light at the end of the tunnel now
In 90 minutes they'll be done
We've got better fans
A better team
You know you'll read it in a magazine, YEA
Neddy & The Jets
Still hate Newcastle
You know we still hate Newcastle!
Newcastle is a shithole
Newcastle is a shithole
(to tune of Big Ben)
Gaylord gold shirts,
Gaylord gold shirts
One Nicky Mrdja,
Theres only one Nicky Mrdja,
One Nicky Mrdja,
Theres only one Nick Mrdja.
(to the tune of Monty Pythons Spam)
Smog, smog, smog, smog
Lots of smog! Wonderful smog!
Bring back the steelworks, bring back the steelworks...
Shit town, no fans, shit town no fans
You need another earthquake, you need another earthquake
(to the tune of I'm Gonna Be (500 Miles))
But I would walk 500 miles
And I would walk 500 more
Just to be in the crowd that sang out aloud
To jump about when the Mariners score
Fa la la (fa la la)
Da Da Da Dun Diddle Un Diddle Un Diddle Uh Da Da
Fa la la (fa la la)
Da Da Da Dun Diddle Un Diddle Un Diddle Uh Da Da
(to the tune of Lumberjack Song - Monty Python)
I'm a Novocastrian and I'm OK
I wank all night and I spank all day.
Chorus:
He's a Novocastrian and he's OK
He wanks all night and he spanks all day.
I go down the pits, and pick up coal
I go to watch the Jets.
On Wednesdays I have foreplay, and make love to my pets.
Marinators:
He goes down the pits, and picks up coal
He goes to watch the Jets.
On Wednesdays he has foreplay, and makes love to his pets.
Chorus:
He's a Novocastrian and he's OK
He wanks all night and he spanks all day.
I stick my head, between mens legs,
I really like a scrum.
Im a League fan in disguise, because Im into bums.
Marinators:
He sticks his head, between mens legs,
He really likes a scrum.
He a League fan in disguise, because hes into bums.
Chorus:
He's a Novocastrian and he's OK
He wanks all night and he spanks all day.
I love the smog, Im on the dole
I live on the Hunter River.
At Jets games I drink AvGas, Ive got cirrhosis of the liver.
Marinators:
He loves the smog, Hes on the dole
He lives on the Hunter River.
At Jets games he drinks AvGas, and has cirrhosis of the liver.
Chorus:
He's a Novocastrian and he's OK
He wanks all night and he spanks all day.
I sing songs for the Squadron
But the Mariners are the best.
I wish I lived in Gosford, and piss off this team called Jest.
Marinators:
He sings songs for the Squadron
But the Mariners are the best.
He wishes he lived in Gosford, and pissed off this team called Jest.
(to tune of Big Ben)
Wingnuts wingnuts.
Wingnuts, wingnuts
Shall we sing your songs for you
(repeat)
Bring back the Breakers,
Bring back the Breakers,
Bring back the Breakers...
Your just Rugby League in disguise,
Your just Rugby League in disguise...
Oh Newcastle,
Oh Newcastle,
Your just the Knights in disguise
Your just the Knights in disguise.
You can stick Thuggery League up your arse,
You can stick Thuggery League up your arse
Poor old Newcastle,
Ain't what they used to be,
Ain't what they used to be,
Poor old Newcastle,
Ain't what they used to be,
Many long years ago.
Nicky Mrdja's magic,
he wears a magic hat
and when he saw the Coast,
he said 'I fancy that' ...
He scores goals with his left foot
he scores them with his right
and when we play Newcastle Jets
he scores all through the night!
All things bright and beautiful,
All creatures great and small,
The Mariners rule the east coast,
And Newcastle rule f**k all.
You'll never get a job (sung to the tune of you will never walk alone - keep repeating)
Can you hear the Squadron? No-oh, No-oh
Can you hear the Squadron sing? No-oh, No-oh
Can you hear the Squadron sing?
No-oh, No-oh, No-oh.
Can we play you every week?
Come on a skate board;
you must have come on a skate board:
come on a skate board:
come on a skate board
(when only a few opposition supporters)
If they sing Urinators, urinators respond with:
Look at you own shirts, look at your own shirts
and
(to the tune of Double Barrel)
And we are gonna piss on you, hey!
And we are gonna piss on you, hey!
and
(to the tune of shell be comin round the mountain when she comes)
We'll be pissing on the hangar when we come!
We'll be pissing on the hangar when we come!
We'll be pissing on the hangar
Pissing on the hangar
Pissing on the hangar when we come!
(tune is the Central Coast is wonderful etc)
Oh Newcastle
Is full of shit
Oh Newcastle is full of shit
It's full of scum, inbreds
and the Jets
Oh Newcastle is full of shit!
Come and have a go if you think your hard enough
Come and have a go if you think your hard enough
Go back down the pits
Go back down the pits
Oh, you Squadron, Oh you Squadron
Youre giving us the shits!
If I had the wings of a sparrow
If I had the arse of a crow
I would fly over Newcastle tomorrow
And shit on the bastards below
Shit on
Shit on
Shit on the bastards below, below
Away in the manger, no crib for a bed,
The little lord Jesus sat up and he said...
Oh I hate Newcastle, oh I hate Newcastle
Build a bonfire
Build a bonfire
Put the Jets on the top
Then the Sydney
And the Melbourne
And burn the bloody lot!
If you all hate Newcastle clap your hands (clap clap)
If you all hate Newcastle clap your hands (clap clap)
If you all hate Newcastle
All hate Newcastle
If you all hate Newcastle clap your hands (clap clap clap clap)
In your Newcastle slums
In your Newcastle slums
You look in the dust bin for something to eat
You find a dead rat and think it's a treat
In your Newcastle slums
Your mums on the dole and your dads in the nick
You can't get a job because you so f**king thick
In your Newcastle slums
You sleep with your sister, your kids have two heads,
You think youre real clever but you're just inbred.
In your Newcastle slums
When I was just a little boy,
I asked my mother what should I be?
Should I be Newcastle or Mariners FC
Heres what she said to me!
Go wash your mouth my son,
And grab your fathers gun
And shoot some Newcastle scum....
We hate you cause you're from Newcastle (9 claps)
(to the tune of you are my sunshine)
You are a Bogan
A smelly Bogan
You're only happy on dole cheque day
Your mum's a stealer
Your dad's a dealer
Please don't take my hubcaps away
(to the tune of yellow submarine)
Youre going down like a flaming Concord
Where is Terry Venables?
Where is Terry?
Where is Terry?
Where is Terry Venables?
Neddy & The Jets
(to the tune of Benny & the Jets)
Hey kids,
They're going down the ladder
The Mariners will beat them
and Ned Zelic isn't clever
El Tel is someone they couldn't even replace
They're gonna hear the sound of booing screaming in their face
Oh why did Rugby League
have to kill a great football team?
Neddy & The Jets
There's a light at the end of the tunnel now
In 90 minutes they'll be done
We've got better fans
A better team
You know you'll read it in a magazine, YEA
Neddy & The Jets
Still hate Newcastle
You know we still hate Newcastle!
Newcastle is a shithole
Newcastle is a shithole
(to tune of Big Ben)
Gaylord gold shirts,
Gaylord gold shirts
One Nicky Mrdja,
Theres only one Nicky Mrdja,
One Nicky Mrdja,
Theres only one Nick Mrdja.
(to the tune of Monty Pythons Spam)
Smog, smog, smog, smog
Lots of smog! Wonderful smog!
Bring back the steelworks, bring back the steelworks...
Shit town, no fans, shit town no fans
You need another earthquake, you need another earthquake
(to the tune of I'm Gonna Be (500 Miles))
But I would walk 500 miles
And I would walk 500 more
Just to be in the crowd that sang out aloud
To jump about when the Mariners score
Fa la la (fa la la)
Da Da Da Dun Diddle Un Diddle Un Diddle Uh Da Da
Fa la la (fa la la)
Da Da Da Dun Diddle Un Diddle Un Diddle Uh Da Da
(to the tune of Lumberjack Song - Monty Python)
I'm a Novocastrian and I'm OK
I wank all night and I spank all day.
Chorus:
He's a Novocastrian and he's OK
He wanks all night and he spanks all day.
I go down the pits, and pick up coal
I go to watch the Jets.
On Wednesdays I have foreplay, and make love to my pets.
Marinators:
He goes down the pits, and picks up coal
He goes to watch the Jets.
On Wednesdays he has foreplay, and makes love to his pets.
Chorus:
He's a Novocastrian and he's OK
He wanks all night and he spanks all day.
I stick my head, between mens legs,
I really like a scrum.
Im a League fan in disguise, because Im into bums.
Marinators:
He sticks his head, between mens legs,
He really likes a scrum.
He a League fan in disguise, because hes into bums.
Chorus:
He's a Novocastrian and he's OK
He wanks all night and he spanks all day.
I love the smog, Im on the dole
I live on the Hunter River.
At Jets games I drink AvGas, Ive got cirrhosis of the liver.
Marinators:
He loves the smog, Hes on the dole
He lives on the Hunter River.
At Jets games he drinks AvGas, and has cirrhosis of the liver.
Chorus:
He's a Novocastrian and he's OK
He wanks all night and he spanks all day.
I sing songs for the Squadron
But the Mariners are the best.
I wish I lived in Gosford, and piss off this team called Jest.
Marinators:
He sings songs for the Squadron
But the Mariners are the best.
He wishes he lived in Gosford, and pissed off this team called Jest.
(to tune of Big Ben)
Wingnuts wingnuts.
Wingnuts, wingnuts
Shall we sing your songs for you
(repeat)
Bring back the Breakers,
Bring back the Breakers,
Bring back the Breakers...
Your just Rugby League in disguise,
Your just Rugby League in disguise...
Oh Newcastle,
Oh Newcastle,
Your just the Knights in disguise
Your just the Knights in disguise.
You can stick Thuggery League up your arse,
You can stick Thuggery League up your arse
Poor old Newcastle,
Ain't what they used to be,
Ain't what they used to be,
Poor old Newcastle,
Ain't what they used to be,
Many long years ago.
Nicky Mrdja's magic,
he wears a magic hat
and when he saw the Coast,
he said 'I fancy that' ...
He scores goals with his left foot
he scores them with his right
and when we play Newcastle Jets
he scores all through the night!
All things bright and beautiful,
All creatures great and small,
The Mariners rule the east coast,
And Newcastle rule f**k all.
You'll never get a job (sung to the tune of you will never walk alone - keep repeating)
Can you hear the Squadron? No-oh, No-oh
Can you hear the Squadron sing? No-oh, No-oh
Can you hear the Squadron sing?
No-oh, No-oh, No-oh.
Can we play you every week?
Come on a skate board;
you must have come on a skate board:
come on a skate board:
come on a skate board
(when only a few opposition supporters)
If they sing Urinators, urinators respond with:
Look at you own shirts, look at your own shirts
and
(to the tune of Double Barrel)
And we are gonna piss on you, hey!
And we are gonna piss on you, hey!
and
(to the tune of shell be comin round the mountain when she comes)
We'll be pissing on the hangar when we come!
We'll be pissing on the hangar when we come!
We'll be pissing on the hangar
Pissing on the hangar
Pissing on the hangar when we come!
(tune is the Central Coast is wonderful etc)
Oh Newcastle
Is full of shit
Oh Newcastle is full of shit
It's full of scum, inbreds
and the Jets
Oh Newcastle is full of shit!
Come and have a go if you think your hard enough
Come and have a go if you think your hard enough
Go back down the pits
Go back down the pits
Oh, you Squadron, Oh you Squadron
Youre giving us the shits!
If I had the wings of a sparrow
If I had the arse of a crow
I would fly over Newcastle tomorrow
And shit on the bastards below
Shit on
Shit on
Shit on the bastards below, below
Away in the manger, no crib for a bed,
The little lord Jesus sat up and he said...
Oh I hate Newcastle, oh I hate Newcastle
Build a bonfire
Build a bonfire
Put the Jets on the top
Then the Sydney
And the Melbourne
And burn the bloody lot!
If you all hate Newcastle clap your hands (clap clap)
If you all hate Newcastle clap your hands (clap clap)
If you all hate Newcastle
All hate Newcastle
If you all hate Newcastle clap your hands (clap clap clap clap)
In your Newcastle slums
In your Newcastle slums
You look in the dust bin for something to eat
You find a dead rat and think it's a treat
In your Newcastle slums
Your mums on the dole and your dads in the nick
You can't get a job because you so f**king thick
In your Newcastle slums
You sleep with your sister, your kids have two heads,
You think youre real clever but you're just inbred.
In your Newcastle slums
When I was just a little boy,
I asked my mother what should I be?
Should I be Newcastle or Mariners FC
Heres what she said to me!
Go wash your mouth my son,
And grab your fathers gun
And shoot some Newcastle scum....
We hate you cause you're from Newcastle (9 claps)
Part_Timer
Well-Known Member
pls stop copy pasting songs. 80% of those are why ppl call the marinators swimming carnival supporters, 15% make no scence why would we sing Aussie Aussie Aussie at a mariners game, 5% are other team songs ynwa is newcastles anthem which I find way more dreary than chfilwy
Jeff (LouMacari)
Well-Known Member
you asked for alternatives and when you got them you tell him to stop? f**k me! I agree with Celery, it's gotta be the most shit song to claim as an anthem and before you ask, No, I'm not providing any further alternatives to what Celery gave (apart from maybe Rod Stewart's 'Sailing'?) to have you lot slag them down.
Rant over
Rant over
LFCMariners
Well-Known Member
Jeff, I would have loved it if our unofficial anthem became 'No one rates us- we don't care' to the tune of 'Sailing' (I think I might have been one of the first people who suggested it) but I don't mind 'Falling in love with you' at all.
Sure the lyrics make no mention of football or the coast, but who cares? 'Ring of Fire' says nothing about Liverpool Football Club or the Kop, West Ham supporters sing about blowing bubbles FFS. I guarantee you that if everyone in the bay who knew what song we were singing, joined in, it would sound awesome. The song has a good beat to it, the same as 'You'll never walk alone', and few things in world football sound as good as the Anfield crowd when they belt out that tune.
If you want to protest the choice of our theme song, do it on here, not in the stands on match day. You're only letting everybody else down in doing so.
Sure the lyrics make no mention of football or the coast, but who cares? 'Ring of Fire' says nothing about Liverpool Football Club or the Kop, West Ham supporters sing about blowing bubbles FFS. I guarantee you that if everyone in the bay who knew what song we were singing, joined in, it would sound awesome. The song has a good beat to it, the same as 'You'll never walk alone', and few things in world football sound as good as the Anfield crowd when they belt out that tune.
If you want to protest the choice of our theme song, do it on here, not in the stands on match day. You're only letting everybody else down in doing so.
Jeff (LouMacari) said:you asked for alternatives and when you got them you tell him to stop? f**k me! I agree with Celery, it's gotta be the most shit song to claim as an anthem and before you ask, No, I'm not providing any further alternatives to what Celery gave (apart from maybe Rod Stewart's 'Sailing'?) to have you lot slag them down.
Rant over
Agree with both. Is deadly dreary and uninspiring.
Why must someone provide jewels to be able to say what is shit?
LiverpoolMariners said:
I think if you do enough research, most club anthems, as meaningless as they seem, originated from some connection to the club.
I never understood "Forever Blowing Bubbles" but of course it started somewhere: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/I'm_Forever_Blowing_Bubbles#West_Ham_United_connection
YNWA is a more obvious one; I have always assumed it originated around the time when the Mersey Beat sound was sweeping the world... a little thing called Beatlemania or the British Invasion. I believe (and I may be wrong) proud Liverpudlians around this time would sing songs by local celebrities like the Beatles and Gery And The Pacemakers at matches. YNWA - while I agree it is similarly paced to CHFILWY - is also a very inspirational and team/community-spirit based song; its lyrics cunjuring thoughts of triumph over adversity, 'together we can achieve anything' etc. Fittingly it also builds to a triumphant, inspirational climax. All these factors I think probably influenced why it took off and stuck after it was first attempted.
For this reason I have no problem with giving something a go and see if it takes off. But I also have no problem with accepting something is not working, pointing out possible reasons why, and using those reasons to narrow-down the search for other suggestions.
So far CHFILWY is the only suggestion we have so let's give it a run. If anyone thinks it's failing then that will become obvious when another suggestion becomes a roaring success by comparison. Unless we can find that roaring success we are probably better persevering with what we've got than standing in silence
Deej
Well-Known Member
Alicia said:the discussion was over an anthem, not over what songs should be sung at games.
thanks for the list MrCelery
I agree
I didn't mind the suggestion of 'we are sailing', lyrics were a little cheesy IMO but at the end of the day we need something that people are prepared to give a go.
If people don't like 'Falling in love' that's fine, but suggest something else or just give it a go on game day.
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