Adventures Of A Mariners fan

[Rowdy]

Of course he's NOT from Newcastle, he CAN read! 

 

[serious14]

I just finished a trilogy of high concept sci-fi, but it's under a pseudonym...... 

 

[Rowdy]

SCI-FI pfft.

I listened well during the 'How to write!' class at the community college, they said 'one should write about what you know!"

So I did, it's titled;
"Your Feminine Side: Using Touch to get in Touch"  by Rowdy M.F Roddy.

 

[serious14]

HAHAHAHA!!!!!  Oh Rowdy, you can be funny sometimes........ 

Though if you're writing on what you know, I thought it would be something more like "Anger Management, or how I learned to stop the violence and love again".

 

[Rowdy]

That's what I was (tongue in cheek) hinting at for those that read IBTL's, hence the M.F 

 

[serious14]

Oh the wit of it all, I feel so delightfully Upper Class British right now.

 

[Rowdy]

yeah, Fish tells me I'm a fcuk-wit all the time.  8)

 

[paperbackwriter]

Hi all. Here are some facts about this book - I can tell you these, because I wrote the book.

Yes, I am a stretcher bearer for the Mariners.

No, I have not sold them at the ground.

Yes, I work for Coles.

Yes, it will be available from All Good Book Store at Imperial Centre at Gosford from 14/1 for $15.95.

Every Marinator can feel safe as only good things have been said about you as a group.

For the person who bought a Max Walker book for $2 - well, you were ripped off and I have a
Harbour Bridge for sale.

Please feel free to ask any more questions or just check the local media for the next week.

Go the Mariners!

 

[adz]

Well I was going to buy one but after that reply ....??? Probably still will but I don't get it.

 

[adz]

It better have pictures in it

 

[paperbackwriter]

Sorry, there are no pictures

 

[Sean]

great stuff paperbackwriter.
you have inspired me to write my own novel entitled

"The Absolutely Fabulous Gameday Adventures of SAMBALAB" (he is a young blonde benchdweller who plays for Smugney Fc fyi)

here is an excerpt;

Gameday
6:30 - Wakeup and start working on hair
7:00 - Have breakfast of 2 eggs and a sausage configured in the shape of a penis w/balls
9:00 - Watch replay of the only two things i have done for Sydney FC
12:30 - Send harrassing email to Daily Telegraph asking for more articles on how good i am.
1:00 - Masturbate
1:01 - Get in car, drive to Bondi and watch men working out on the beachside equipment.
3:00 - Hair now complete
4:00 - Ride Zdonkey to the Sydney Football Stadium. Include reach-around.
5:00 - Kickoff
6:30 - Kozzie congratulates me on my great goal but is confused with Biddle.
10:00 - Celebrate Home defeat with Brosque and Fyfe in the Tool Shed.
2:00 - Arrive home. implement hair and face protection for sleep. implement aids protection for Fyfe

 

[adz]

Can't wait to read the rest, Perm. Hope your book has pictures tho.

 

[northernspirit]

lol classic perm, i dont wanna see pictures of them in the tool shed though!

 

[Exile on Mann Street]

I've read the book - its a  and it contains the best response to anyone who wants to know where to score some pot in Gosford 

 

[BrisRecky]

old mate  the paperbackwriter got his scone in the Advocate today...well done mate  ,whens the autograph session?  verhead:

irate:

 

[adz]

Are these at the book shop yet? It's raining and I don't want to go across the road in case I step in a puddle.

 

[nutmeg]

Are these at the book shop yet? It's raining and I don't want to go across the road in case I step in a puddle.

Yeah they came out at the beginning of the week.

 

[radar]

I have a great idea for a book that I stole off Brett


...any takers..?

 

[adz]

what book did you steal off Brett?

is it one of those popup type books?

they're great