The Official Scapegoat Thread

[FFC Mariner]

Right then, someone (or something) has to be to blame for our recent run of terrible form.

Like all good mobs of angry villagers we need a scapegoat. 

After discussion tonight, the suspects seem to be:

The stripes - ever since we went to stripes we have been shit

The Mascot  - Has having such a lame mascot cursed us

Bondi Blonde - Since it appeared at the ground we have been shit

Thoughts?

 

[Deej]

Has to be Marvin............f**k him off

 

[FFC Mariner]

Burn him in the C Circle to cleanse us of the curse

 

[Jaza_SFC]

 

[Arabmariner]

We've been shit,the odd game aside,for a year or so before the stripes and even longer before Marvin.Before Bondi blonde as well.

Change the coach please cos it's broke.

*runs away and hides*

 

[fedelta]

coastie boys.. yet to win a game

 

[Arabmariner]

coastie boys.. yet to win a game

The COF were young when we last won a game............

 

[FFC Mariner]

We've been shit,the odd game aside,for a year or so before the stripes and even longer before Marvin.Before Bondi blonde as well.

Change the coach please cos it's broke.

*runs away and hides*

Be careful what you wish for

 

[Arabmariner]

We've been shit,the odd game aside,for a year or so before the stripes and even longer before Marvin.Before Bondi blonde as well.

Change the coach please cos it's broke.

*runs away and hides*

Be careful what you wish for

I know.

 

[dru]

People going on the wagon. May not be the cause but you don't really notice the losses so much

 

[tsd]

i think we should pin it on Jedi, we have only won ONCE (at Bluetounge) since he left us 13 months ago that fateful new years eve. Did anyone check his bags on the way out, i think he stole our mojo!

 

[dibo]

i think we should pin it on Jedi, we have only won ONCE at home since he left us 13 months ago that fateful new years eve. Did anyone check his bags on the way out, i think he stole our mojo!

fixed.

 

[bikinigirl]

. i have been dreaming of seeing jedi and the wee-man in the midfield together ... so it was interesting that when the midfield muscled up last night he and the team were completely transformed

. happily this thread is not what i was expecting when i saw the title

 

[FFC Mariner]

LOL, the "official" scapegoat is already done and dusted by the powers that be. This was light hearted

 

[adz]

Maybe it's time to go back to old favourites - Hutcho, Kwas. And maybe we can blame Lawrie for not bringing Gumps back in to save our season as soon as things started going pear shaped.

 

[adz]

.... Also that chick that drove into the guard rail leaving CCLC last night. She looked shifty, I wouldn't be surprised if she was involved in all this somehow.

Then there is the GFC, GST, El Nino. All must take some part of the blame.

 

[Paolo]

Global Warming

/end thread

 

[dibo]

I blame the rising scourge of communism.

 

[Wombat]

Kevin Rudd ?

 

[Roy Law]

I blame the flying sauce bottle