Wombat
Well-Known Member
With aplogies to any Mariners fans that live in the Wyong Shire (apart from Blue Bay..because your luckier than most!)..these are quite funny and just need to be changed to say Newcastle.
A Wyong Shire girl goes to the welfare office to register for child benefit.
"How many children?" asks the welfare officer.
"Ten" replies the girl,
"Ten?" says the welfare worker.
"What are their names?"
"Nathan, Nathan, Nathan, Nathan, Nathan, Nathan, Nathan, Nathan, Nathan and
Nathan"
"Doesn't that get confusing?"
"Naah..." says the girl, "It's great because if they are out
playing in the street I just have to shout 'Nathan yer dinner's ready!'
or 'Nathan go to bed now!' and they all do it.
"What if you want to speak to one individually?" says the curious welfare
worker.
"That's easy," says theWyong Shire girl... "I just use their surnames"
A Wyong Shire girl enters an adult shop and asks for a vibrator.
The man says: "Choose one from our range on the wall." She says "I'll take
that red one."
The man replies: "That's a fire extinguisher."
Q. What do you call a 27 year old Wyong Shire girl?
A. Granny.
Q. What do you call a Wyong Shire girl in a white tracksuit?
A. The bride.
Q. What does a Wyong Shire girl use as protection during sex?
A. A bus shelter.
Q. There are two Wyong Shire girls in a car without any music - who is driving?
A. The policeman..
Q. What's the most confusing day in Wyong Shire ?
A. Father's day
Q. How do people know Jesus wasn't born in Wyong Shire ?
A. You try finding 3 wise men and a virgin there!
A Wyong Shire girl goes to the welfare office to register for child benefit.
"How many children?" asks the welfare officer.
"Ten" replies the girl,
"Ten?" says the welfare worker.
"What are their names?"
"Nathan, Nathan, Nathan, Nathan, Nathan, Nathan, Nathan, Nathan, Nathan and
Nathan"
"Doesn't that get confusing?"
"Naah..." says the girl, "It's great because if they are out
playing in the street I just have to shout 'Nathan yer dinner's ready!'
or 'Nathan go to bed now!' and they all do it.
"What if you want to speak to one individually?" says the curious welfare
worker.
"That's easy," says theWyong Shire girl... "I just use their surnames"
A Wyong Shire girl enters an adult shop and asks for a vibrator.
The man says: "Choose one from our range on the wall." She says "I'll take
that red one."
The man replies: "That's a fire extinguisher."
Q. What do you call a 27 year old Wyong Shire girl?
A. Granny.
Q. What do you call a Wyong Shire girl in a white tracksuit?
A. The bride.
Q. What does a Wyong Shire girl use as protection during sex?
A. A bus shelter.
Q. There are two Wyong Shire girls in a car without any music - who is driving?
A. The policeman..
Q. What's the most confusing day in Wyong Shire ?
A. Father's day
Q. How do people know Jesus wasn't born in Wyong Shire ?
A. You try finding 3 wise men and a virgin there!
