If A-League clubs were singers/bands

[Layles]

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Melbourne Victory - Green Day - Huge supporter base, plenty of stadiums, plenty of hits, always reinventing themselves. The more they change the more they stay the same.

Adelaide United - Pearl Jam - Consistent at being consistent. At the top of their game early before going through a baron spell before coming good again. Always overshadowed by a bigger band.

Sydney FC - INXS - Once upon a time they were awesome, the biggest band in the land. Changes at the top however have made them boring, dull and a shadow of their former selves.

Melbourne Heart - Justin Bieber - New on the scene, plenty of hype but remains to be seen how they'll end up.

Brisbane Roar - Mumford & Sons - Little lion men who have made their way to the top but no-one knows if they're really meant to be there.

Gold Coast United - The Arctic Monkeys - Plenty of hype, 1st album was a cracker but the fans just don't come anymore.

Newcastle Jets - Backstreet Boys - They're back! But they were never actually gone in the first place. Family friendly and eager to please.

Central Coast Mariners - Has Vinnie Jones written any songs?

Wellington Phoenix - Crowded House, a tidy little NZ outfit who we've let into our own backyard. nice to watch, plenty of fans.

Perth Glory - D12 - Purple pills should definitely be popped before watching these boys play. Only then will you appreciate their true talent.

North Queensland Fury - Lady Gaga - It took a little while for people to warm to them, but can be fantastic to watch on their day. If only we weren't so thrown by what they are wearing.




Thoughts? Changes?

 

[bjw]

why were we overlooked?

 

[bloggo]

Mumford and Sons are amazing live... pulling them down to Brisbane's level is an insult, they are no where near good enough to be aligned with them.

 

[dibo]

A baron spell indeed. Is that what one has while sitting under a marquis late at knight?

 

[midfielder]

Central Coast Mariners - Has Vinnie Jones written any songs?

Hard to shake a tag when get stuck with it....

As a New York mayor was reported to have said after a few drinks at a dinner party...

Look you do all this work
Do they care
Or say anything
Go out at night and help the poor
no one says a f**king thing
Help the old folks home
Nothing ... nothing nobody say nothing
BUT SUCK ONE LITTLE COCK
and ................

 

[Ithuriel]

Hasn't exactly written anything, but sung?

 

[LFCMariners]

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Newcastle Jets - Backstreet Boys - They're back! But they were never actually gone in the first place. Family friendly and eager to please.

Family friendly? Wtf?

For the Mariners I would say Mike Patton: Doesn't get the hype like other musos do, his face is never on the front cover of a magazine, but that suits his fans just fine. They still swear by him, irrespective.

 

[serious14]

Sydney FC = Radiohead. Inexplicably popular with the press, beloved by pretentious twats, but actually quite shit.

B)

 

[LFCMariners]

i daresay the family friendly part comes from their ticketing offers for the rest of the season?

I would compare the Scum more to a Death Metal band- they make you think of everything that you hate, and their fans are not the sort of people you want to associate with in your day to day life.

 

[Jerem]

i kind of liken us to HANSON, no body rates us except the loyal minority who understand what were doing and always seem to be comparatively successful