Favourite quotes??

[Pokes]

From movies, songs, tv shows, inspirational people, not so inspirational people...

Movies
Fear & Loathing in Las Vegas:
"We had two bags of grass, seventy-five pellets of mescaline, five sheets of high-powered blotter acid, a saltshaker half-full of cocaine, and a whole galaxy of multi-colored uppers, downers, laughers, screamers... Also, a quart of tequila, a quart of rum, a case of beer, a pint of raw ether, and two dozen amyls. Not that we needed all that for the trip, but once you get into locked a serious drug collection, the tendency is to push it as far as you can. The only thing that really worried me was the ether. There is nothing in the world more helpless and irresponsible and depraved than a man in the depths of an ether binge, and I knew we'd get into that rotten stuff pretty soon. "

"One for the doctor..."

Music
Deathbed by Relient K

"From there it's your typical spiel
Yeah if life was a highway
I was drunk at the wheel"

The Beautiful Letdown by Switchfoot

"We are a beautiful letdown
Painfully uncool
The church of the dropouts
The losers, the sinners, the failures, and the fools
What a beautiful letdown
Are we salt in the wound
Hey, let us sing one true tune"

Random Quotes

Hunter S Thompson
    *
      I feel the same way about disco as I do about herpes. ( Lecture @ University of Colorado 77 )
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      Music has always been a matter of energy to me, a question of Fuel. Sentimental people call it Inspiration, but what they really mean is Fuel. I have always needed fuel. I am a serious consumer. On some nights I still believe that a car with the gas needle on empty can run about fifty more miles if you have the right music very loud on the radio. ( Kingdom of Fear )


Jon Foreman (From Swithcfoot...not the Muppet sounding guy who used to be on Bert Newton...)

"Everything beautiful in my life has also been imperfect and everything that has been painful has brought me to a better understanding of what beauty and truth really are. We're skating on thin ice, this is the beautiful letdown".

 

[Sym]

Pretty much anything Geoff Rickly writes for his band Thursday, the man is an effing genius.

 

[T]

Macbeth:
Out Out Brief Candle
Life's but a walking shadow, a poor player,
That struts and frets his hour upon the stage,
And then is heard no more. It is a tale
Told by an idiot, full of sound and fury,
Signifying nothing.

Top Gun: I feel the need, The need for speed.

Guns N Roses November Rain
Nothin' lasts forever
And we both know hearts can change
And it's hard to hold a candle
In the cold November rain

We've been through this such a long long time
Just tryin' to kill the pain

 

[clarence]

Midnight Oil  "The Power and The Passion"

'It's better to die on your feet
Than to live on your knees'

 

[-AL-]

YOULL NEVER WALK ALONE!!

 

[skilbeck]

"Dont waste your time or time will waste you" - Muse, Knights of Cydonia

"Celtic jerseys are not for second best, They don't shrink to fit inferior players" - Jock Stein, Former Celtic Manager

"What these players have to realise, is that when you put on the Celtic jersey you're not playing for a football team, you're playing for a community and a cause" - Tommy Burns

 

[bjw]

Reservoir Dogs:
Mr. Orange: What happens if the manager won't give you the diamonds?
Mr. White: When you're dealing with a store like this, they're insured up the ass. They're not supposed to give you any resistance whatsoever. If you get a customer, or an employee, who thinks he's Charles Bronson, take the butt of your gun and smash their nose in. Everybody jumps. He falls down screaming, blood squirts out of his nose, nobody says f**king shit after that. You might get some bitch talk shit to you, but give her a look like you're gonna smash her in the face next, watch her shut the f**k up. Now if it's a manager, that's a different story. Managers know better than to f**k around, so if you get one that's giving you static, he probably thinks he's a real cowboy, so you gotta break that son of a bitch in two. If you wanna know something and he won't tell you, cut off one of his fingers. The little one. Then tell him his thumb's next. After that he'll tell you if he wears ladies underwear. I'm hungry. Let's get a taco.

 

[skilbeck]

"Listen, Chris I read a book saying that women are from Venus, alright, so heres what you get her: Thick layers of sulfuric acid, viscous surface rock and coronae which seem to be collapsed domes over large magma chambers. Heres five dollars."
--Peter Griffin, on what gift Chris should give to a girl.

 

[Ranyen]

One of many, especially from this movie:

Good morning. In less than an hour, aircraft from here will join others from around the world. And you will be launching the largest aerial battle in this history of mankind.

Mankind -- that word should have new meaning for all of us today.

We can't be consumed by our petty differences anymore.

We will be united in our common interests.


Perhaps its fate that today is the 4th of July, and you will once again be fighting for our freedom, not from tyranny, oppression, or persecution -- but from annihilation.

We're fighting for our right to live, to exist.

And should we win the day, the 4th of July will no longer be known as an American holiday, but as the day when the world declared in one voice:

"We will not go quietly into the night!

We will not vanish without a fight!

We're going to live on!

We're going to survive!"

Today, we celebrate our Independence Day!

Love Will Smith. *PUNCH* "Welcome to Earth"

 

[Jorome Alexander Bennett]

Yeah, I agree.
My favourite quote is the whole screenplay of Independance day, too.
It's stuff we can all relate too.

 

[Ranyen]

It's my favourite movie of all time.

 

[Sym]

Donnie: [earnestly] First of all: Papa Smurf didn't create Smurfette - Gargamel did! She was sent in as Gargamel's evil spy with the intention of destroying the Smurf village. But the overwhelming goodness of the Smurf way of life transformed her. And as for the whole gangbang scenario - Huh! I - it just couldn't happen. Smurfs are asexual, th-they don't even have...reproductive organs under those little...white...pants. That's what's so illogical, y'know, about being a Smurf. Y'know what's the point of living... if you don't have a dick?

Donnie Darko talks smurfs.

 

[adz]

The Godfather - Leave the gun. Take the cannoli.

 

[MattSimon]

"I could eat a knob at night"
"You never see an old person eating a Twix"
"A dog has got human eyes"

Some insights from K. Pilkington

 

[Kanwal Bull]

from The Wasp by The Doors

"no eternal reward will forgive us now for wasting the dawn"

from Fear Of Ghosts by The Cure

"The further I get from the things that I care about, the less I care about how much further away I get"

 

[hasbeen]

My dad's last words to me before he died ....

"F**king Hell ... a bus !!!

 

[Geaghs]

A couple from movies;
Blues Brothers
Elwood: It's 106 miles to Chicago, we got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark, and we're wearing sunglasses.
Jake: Hit it.

Blues Brothers (again)
Elwood: Oh no.
Jake: What the f**k was that?
Elwood: The motor. We've thrown a rod.
Jake: Is that serious?
Elwood: Yup.

Spaceballs
Dark Helmet: Careful you idiot! I said across her nose, not up it!
Laser Gunner: Sorry sir! I'm doing my best!
Dark Helmet: Who made that man a gunner?
Major Asshole: I did sir. He's my cousin.
Dark Helmet: Who is he?
Colonel Sandurz: He's an asshole sir.
Dark Helmet: I know that! What's his name?
Colonel Sandurz: That is his name sir. Asshole, Major Asshole!
Dark Helmet: And his cousin?
Colonel Sandurz: He's an asshole too sir. Gunner's mate First Class Philip Asshole!
Dark Helmet: How many assholes do we have on this ship, anyway?
Entire Bridge Crew: Yo!
Dark Helmet: I knew it. I'm surrounded by assholes!
Dark Helmet: Keep firing, assholes!

And one to live you life by;
C.M. Schulz
"Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It's already tomorrow in Australia."

 

[Sacko]

"Never eat yellow snow"

 

[RADINHO]

lol Scarface Quotes are Famous:

I bury those cock-a-roches

you F--k with me your F-----g with the Best!

and these are the supposedly best quotes:

Favorite Movie Quote #1
    Smile, it enhances your face value.
    Truvy (Dolly Parton) in 'Steel Magnolias'
Favorite Movie Quote #2
    Stand up wherever you are, go to the nearest window and yell as loud as you can, 'I'm mad as hell, and I'm not going to take it anymore.'
    Howard Beale (Peter Finch) in 'Network'



"The #1 Most Effective Way To
Start Your Day"

Favorite Movie Quote #2
    Stand up wherever you are, go to the nearest window and yell as loud as you can, 'I'm mad as hell, and I'm not going to take it anymore.'
    Howard Beale (Peter Finch) in 'Network'

Favorite Movie Quote #3
    We don't read and write poetry because it's cute. We read and write poetry because we are members of the human race. And the human race is filled with passion. And medicine, law, business, engineering, these are noble pursuits and necessary to sustain life. But poetry, beauty, romance, love, these are what we stay alive for.
    Professor Keating (Robin Williams) in 'Dead Poet's Society'

Favorite Movie Quote #4
    Colonel Jessep (Jack Nicholson): You want answers?Kaffee (Tom Cruise): I want the truth.Jessep: You can't handle the truth.
    'A Few Good Men'

Favorite Movie Quote #5
    How to deal with death is at least as important as how to deal with life.
    Admiral Kirk (William Shatner) in 'Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan'

Favorite Movie Quote #6
Eve (Anne Baxter): I'm afraid Mr. DeWitt would find me boring before too long.Miss Caswell (Marilyn Monroe): You won't bore him, honey. You won't even get a chance to talk.
    'All About Eve'

Favorite Movie Quote #7
Michael Corleone (Al Pacino): My father is no different than any powerful man, any man with power, like a President or senator. Kay Adams (Diane Keaton): Do you know how naive you sound, Michael? Presidents and senators don't have men killed.Michael Corleone: Oh. Who's being naive, Kay?
    'The Godfather'

Favorite Movie Quote #8
    You don't have the sense God gave a donut, do you?
    Newspaperman Jack Buggit (Scott Glenn) to Quoyle (Kevin Spacey) in 'The Shipping News'

Favorite Movie Quote #9
    Scarlett (Vivien Leigh): Sir, you are no gentleman.Rhett (Clark Gable): And you Miss, are no lady. Don't think that I hold that against you. Ladies have never held any charm for me.
    'Gone With The Wind'

Favorite Movie Quote #10
    In Sicily, women are more dangerous than shotguns.
    Fabrizio (Angelo Infanti) in 'The Godfather'